excellent question. was a delight to answer. i can be hyperspecific but that'd just be limited to england, oxford cause i know shit about other universities so i'll be broad
chn - medicine/music. the eyebags are a must no matter whatever course he takes
mnho - consultant. he scolds you a lot about your investments
scb - finance. or like cheerleading. he tutors mathletes
hhj - art history.
hjs - science. chemical or physical sciences. either becomes a soundcloud rapper or a scientist ot ends up a clerk. also takes a creative writing course (projection)
lyb - psychology. or nursing. ends upworking with alex consani
ksm - law, cause i can project. or a dentist. yknow that one david walliams book. demon dentist. thats him. he collects teeth and makes a throne out of them
yji: teaching course for kindrgarteners. or social sciences. pursues a masters in teaching and instntly regrets it. ends up a banker