the verhan thesis in short is that they are the least compatible people in the world but they have Moments where they're kinda like: wait, should we be best friends who sometimes kiss? they are the awkward one night stands and sorta bad dates you tell your friends about that become funny anecdotes you tell your current partners. and that's ok! that's fun! not every ship needs to be endgame!

some things about verhan that drive me crazy: how immune vernon is to jeonghan. how jeonghan is so earnest about getting vernon to go along with a bit (gose mag 1 with the interviews and making vernon say bullshit, that one story jeonghan told about vernon splashing water on a member with no prompting and how he was proud of him in that moment, making him sing a song as an answer to a question at a fansign) (i'll try to link these below the twt LOL). my FAVORITE thing is watching vernon celebrate when jeonghan loses its SOOOOOOO funny he wants jeonghan to lose so bad. it makes for great enemies to lovers content!!!!! meet-ugly fics!!!!!! he's a little different from seungkwan who is v loud about how he hates jeonghan's cheating but will join in bc it means he wins. vernon just wants to see jeonghan lose + bonus points if HE beats jeonghan (the game caterers guessing game where he's like OH I HOPED HE WOULD GET IT WRONG and then says the right answer). anyway they should be able to team up more (maybe PICK each other for teams sometimes -_-) and maximize their joint slay etc etc*

i also love the tone jeonghan uses to talk to vernon KSJSKFL; he goes fulllllllll kindergarten teacher talking to a sticky five year old. it’s so funny

also whatever the fuck they were doing during bets….SPEAKING OF WHICH THAT ONE VIDEO OF THEM LAUGHING AT A FUNNY SIGN….THEY LOOKED SO BITCHY…THEY SHOULD BE ABLE TO BE MEAN TOGETHER

most people think you can’t link jeonghan and vernon in a romantic or sexual way (or any way). but that’s where the beauty in them lies. they are not each other’s forever loves or greatest sex they’ve had. personally i think the awkwardness with which they regard each other is what makes them amazing and soooo fun. that being said, you can still put them in all kinds of situations!

*just remembered cheolsoo did team them up in that one gose where they had to push a car together and we got oh nonnie nonnie oh hannie hannie and the second they were done, they moved to separate sides of the group it was perfect to me

worst ship ever ew

anyway
i have so many thoughts about jigyu i could write a novel. and i'm TRYING. firstable. perfect for height difference fuckers. ex-roommates with those fucking. Beds with the wardrobes underneath. the adore u piggyback that they continue to do whenever that song is performed even if we can clearly see some of the original choreo being sacrificed. it is my personal opinion that mingyu is jihoon's favorite just from the parts in songs he gets. i know jihoon said he has no say in line distribution so that's been debunked but in my mind palace this is truth.

we need to study why jihoon is so averse to skinship but he will allow mingyu to lean into him on stage and do a silly bit and why he likes giving mingyu tummy rubs and why he just flopped on top of him in that one ttt and why they're always holding hands and turning into each other when they laugh and. you get it

i also love when they are mean to each other (see: the gym negging) (why are you posting your apple watch post-workout publicly when you could just text jihoon) (mingyu humiliation kink but also exhibitionist u know how it is). also this link. freaks. also also the bungee jumping gose and jihoon saying he's a diehard iced americano fan and insisting on it when asked if he likes mingyu. ROMANCE
also i will never shut up about link

idk i just love how they clearly love each other but can't express it in a normal way at ALL!!!!!! bc they think the other is so fucking hot!!!!!!! do u remember when kim mingyu, known slut, was stuttering on live when woozi had only one button done during that ruby stage. girl you sleep NAKED (also not normal abt this btw bc again they were roommates)

i could go on and on and on but i will just rt my old tweets after posting this i think. thank you for asking and sorry to everyone else for unleashing this gibberish on you i wish i could be more coherent but i cannot! hate what they have done to my brain <3