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butters bottom bitch au except they're all adults and butters convinces kyle to be a whore for his company because he has eyes and knows kyle is a hot piece of ass that clients would pay top dollar for (pussy worth thousands etc) and stan and cartman fight over who gets to pay to fuck kyle first when they find out about his new job
Pimp Butters is hilarious (and pimp Vic Chaos? sign me up!!) and you know I love whore Kyle! I'm trying to imagine how Butters convinces him to do it. Maybe a combination of being strapped for cash, and a secret desire to whore himself out. It's like an outlet for him, an illicit and exciting double life. Kyle absolutely becomes the bottom bitch quickly because he's the best whore and always puts on a show for his clients. He secretly loves debasing himself and agrees to some of the more outlandish requests from the Johns. Kyle's whore side is far removed from his public persona and hidden from even his closest friends. Stan and Cartman are SHOCKED when Butters accidentally slips that Kyle works for him one day, but they both ask at the same time how much it would be to rent him for the night. They turn to look at each other and start arguing, and Butters has an internal struggle over whether or not he wants to turn it into a bidding war, or reason with them that Kyle is their friend and they should talk to him first.
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