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silly goose · 11d

sorry I don't have a link but I read a fic once where kyle was in cartmans room as cartman sat in his desk chair he convinced kyle to hump his fat thigh and refused to let him use the bathroom so kyle pissed himself on cartman's thigh and kept humping it until he came and cried during it and cartmans thoughts were about taking 24 hours to turn kyle into his sex slave as long as they stayed in his room

I feel like I know what fic you are talking about, but it’s fem!kyle. The plot you described is mostly the same though. https://archiveofourown.org/works/51224686

silly goose · 1mo

one time I read a fic where stan & kyle were having a sleepover & as they were getting ready to go to sleep kyle slept in a sleeping bag on the floor while stan was in his bed & as they stopped talking to go to sleep kyle could hear stan's sighs & heavy breathing as he masturbated in his bed while he looked at kyle who pretended to be asleep to avoid a conversation about what was happening & I've been riding that toxic style high ever since

I have not read this!! This is such a hot idea. If anyone knows what this fic is please send a link. Stan would secretly masturbate to Kyle while sharing a room (or even a bed 👀) with him. He's cringe and pathetic like that...

silly goose · 1mo

so butters tells stan and cartman that kyle is his top whore and if they genuinely want to spend a night with him like a whole night from 10pm to 6am it'll cost them $4,500 dollars that's how high quality kyle is. stan & cartman eventually agree to split the cost & share kyle for a night. not in a threesome, they just rent two rooms and keep alternating on fucking kyle like after one of them cums the other one taps in to have their turn to fuck kyle all night to get their money's worth

This is so funny, also if you imagine it's one of those setups where there's a door that connects two hotel rooms. But my immediate assumption is that Kyle has to go between them. That seems unfair. HE'S the one getting his back blown out by two of his best friends that have been suppressing their sexual urges towards him for years and yet he has to get his ass up and move to the next room as soon as one of them is down for the count. To make it fair, maybe Kyle stays in one room and the other room is where Stan and Cartman stay when it's not their turn.

silly goose · 1mo

I think butters or pimp vic chaos if you like was able to convince kyle to work for him bc the job market after college was harder to break through than kyle thought yes he has a degree in a useful field but every job wants to start him at entry salary sure he doesn't have student loans but he needs more money to live & vic is a good pimp that's financially literate & does his best to keep kyle taken care of financially & pays for his health & dental insurance so it's easy for kyle to say yes to the job.

silly goose · 1mo

to me watersports works for style, but omo works for kyman because of the humiliation aspect not that watersports can't be humiliating it depends on the scenario. anyway: cartman fucking kyle in the standing doggy position, kyle tells cartman to hurry up since he really needs to piss but cartman fucks kyle's pussy harder & faster until he cums & takes his dick out but instead of cumming too kyle pisses all over his legs & the floor & cries because 1. he didn't cum 2. it's embarrassing to piss on himself

silly goose · 1mo

pls take ur time answering asks we understand! & yes that was the hockey vid! the one I saw was this version https://www.tumblr.com/dozydawn/772295731412369409 I love your answer! I have this idea that when it comes to kinky roleplay kyle is like a director guiding stan through scenes he wants to play out, letting him know what he wants & always checking in with stan to make sure he's okay with everything & he makes sure to give stan aftercare afterwards especially if they do any harder stuff

I agree with your idea. I think that Stan has a lot of kinks he wants to try out, but feels ashamed and doesn't really know how to broach the subject. Kyle will just be like "So there's this thing I want to try, if you're okay with it." I hc that Kyle really enjoys pain, but Stan is nervous about it. Of course, he doesn't want to hurt Kyle. But I think their connection is so strong that Kyle can soothe Stan's anxieties by showing him how much he enjoys it and also by comforting him in the aftermath.

silly goose · 1mo

oh i forgot to add this so I'm sorry if i sound demanding I just can't wait for your answer :3!

Man, I try. I don't have a lot of free time. It makes me really happy that you want an answer from me. It means the world to me that you send me stuff and I truly want to answer in a timely manner. But I can barely take care of myself and my adult responsibilities. I hope my responses are good enough for how long you have to wait.

silly goose · 1mo

hii I hope you will answer my kyman thing I sent here soon- anyways i love the idea of Kyle unknowingly being raped by Cartman in his sleep and never finding out, like yes Cartman has known Kyle has a pussy but actually expiriencing it? wow! but at the Same time he's disappointed at the lack of Kyle's realisation

Here is an alternate version of my first response: Kyle never wakes up to Cartman fucking him. He still thinks he's just having these really great dreams. He wakes up every morning feeling refreshed and satisfied, and a bit embarrassed due to the subject of those dreams. Kyle finds himself growing more and more attracted to Cartman and he's so pissed about it. One day Kyle and Cartman are arguing and Kyle is so horny and wet that he starts subconsciously grinding into his own closed thighs. Cartman notices and wants to gloat so badly, but holds his tongue. Wouldn't want to ruin a good thing,.

silly goose · 1mo

im ngl......cartman would rape kyle pussy......... kyle could do something as normal as sleeping and Cartman would see that as an open invitation. thoughts and maybe some hcs? :0

I do love me some Kyman somno. There is an absolutely fantastic fic with this premise by wizardmonex (https://archiveofourown.org/works/52071187) so check that out if you haven't yet. Cartman has mastered sneaking into Kyle's room after many years of experience. I think the first few times Cartman rapes him, he is totally unaware. One night, he wakes up on the brink of an orgasm. Sussing out the situation with his eyes still closed, he pretends to be asleep while Eric finishes them both off. He's had time to learn how Kyle's pussy works, meanwhile, Kyle is thinking he's just had some really good dreams lately.

silly goose · 1mo

luv ur sims south park porn it makes me think of this fic I read once of a porn house basically people signed a contract to be filmed 24/7 except in the bathroom as long as they lived in the mansion & they were encouraged to have sex with the other residents. like some stuff was scripted but most of it was spontaneous

This was lowkey the vibe I was going for!! I picked the house from the gallery because the couches outside reminded me of Love Island haha. It is sort of like that too, some of the sex acts I post were prompted by me but some of them are totally random. I call it the orgy house and my current save is literally called "Orgy House 2: Electric Boogaloo." Then the Kyle pregnancy arc happened and I got invested in that. I think I will make an Orgy House 3 in the future as a reset. I need to get back to basics and maybe stop stressing myself out so much about the pregnancy stuff haha

silly goose · 1mo

there's this gif of a hockey player squirting water from his water bottle at the camera below him in the penalty box & it made me think of stan marsh looking down at kyle broflovski indifferently as he urinates on kyle's face in quick long bursts of streams also kyle is on his knees letting stan do this to him but once he's done stan becomes all sweet and concerned asking kyle if he's really okay & apologizing if he went too far but kyle asked for it & tells stan he did amazing treating him like that

silly goose · 2mo

butters bottom bitch au except they're all adults and butters convinces kyle to be a whore for his company because he has eyes and knows kyle is a hot piece of ass that clients would pay top dollar for (pussy worth thousands etc) and stan and cartman fight over who gets to pay to fuck kyle first when they find out about his new job

silly goose · 2mo

Kyle pussy pillow humping (make it kyman related pls)

silly goose · 3mo

thinking about famous twitch/youtuber cartman having kyle as his discord kitten bf & cartman is fully into having a hot tiktok famous only fans model as his bf & kyle is just like "I have 2 masters degrees and a PhD" but hes also a sub so he'll be on his knees under cartman's desk sucking his dick while cartman livestreams himself playing video games and chugging mountain dew and eating snack cakes

Streamer Cartman and OF model Kyle is so peak. If I knew how to write Kyman better this would be the first thing I'd want to write. Bc they are so competitive, Kyle is pulling out all the stops to get Eric to break and lose composure on stream. He's shoving snacky cakes in his mouth to muffle the moans Kyle is pulling out of him. I love Kyman sex as a kind of battle between the two and this is a perfect scenario for it.

silly goose · 6mo

Hmmmmmmm hey... you could write the pathetic pcov Stan meets a charming barista named Kyle, from that moment he goes to the coffee shop every day... then maybe they have sex... age difference here and power bottom/dom bottom Kyle please if you want he to be trans or not it's your decision 🙏

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