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sorry I don't have a link but I read a fic once where kyle was in cartmans room as cartman sat in his desk chair he convinced kyle to hump his fat thigh and refused to let him use the bathroom so kyle pissed himself on cartman's thigh and kept humping it until he came and cried during it and cartmans thoughts were about taking 24 hours to turn kyle into his sex slave as long as they stayed in his room
I feel like I know what fic you are talking about, but it’s fem!kyle. The plot you described is mostly the same though. https://archiveofourown.org/works/51224686
one time I read a fic where stan & kyle were having a sleepover & as they were getting ready to go to sleep kyle slept in a sleeping bag on the floor while stan was in his bed & as they stopped talking to go to sleep kyle could hear stan's sighs & heavy breathing as he masturbated in his bed while he looked at kyle who pretended to be asleep to avoid a conversation about what was happening & I've been riding that toxic style high ever since
so butters tells stan and cartman that kyle is his top whore and if they genuinely want to spend a night with him like a whole night from 10pm to 6am it'll cost them $4,500 dollars that's how high quality kyle is. stan & cartman eventually agree to split the cost & share kyle for a night. not in a threesome, they just rent two rooms and keep alternating on fucking kyle like after one of them cums the other one taps in to have their turn to fuck kyle all night to get their money's worth
This is so funny, also if you imagine it's one of those setups where there's a door that connects two hotel rooms. But my immediate assumption is that Kyle has to go between them. That seems unfair. HE'S the one getting his back blown out by two of his best friends that have been suppressing their sexual urges towards him for years and yet he has to get his ass up and move to the next room as soon as one of them is down for the count. To make it fair, maybe Kyle stays in one room and the other room is where Stan and Cartman stay when it's not their turn.
I think butters or pimp vic chaos if you like was able to convince kyle to work for him bc the job market after college was harder to break through than kyle thought yes he has a degree in a useful field but every job wants to start him at entry salary sure he doesn't have student loans but he needs more money to live & vic is a good pimp that's financially literate & does his best to keep kyle taken care of financially & pays for his health & dental insurance so it's easy for kyle to say yes to the job.
to me watersports works for style, but omo works for kyman because of the humiliation aspect not that watersports can't be humiliating it depends on the scenario. anyway: cartman fucking kyle in the standing doggy position, kyle tells cartman to hurry up since he really needs to piss but cartman fucks kyle's pussy harder & faster until he cums & takes his dick out but instead of cumming too kyle pisses all over his legs & the floor & cries because 1. he didn't cum 2. it's embarrassing to piss on himself
This is soooo yummy. The idea of Kyle totally fucked out, emotional because of his ruined orgasm, humiliated with both his piss and Eric's cum spilling out of him. My dick is HARD, and I'm sad I took so long to answer because the people need to see this. The world needs more Kyman omo. I agree that it works well for their dynamic. There's a huge difference in the kind of omo I like for style and the kind I like for Kyman. For style, I kind of prefer either incidental omo (they are out in public and one of them is desperate enough to piss themselves, and the other is a source of comfort) or shy experimentation (one of them is secretly into it and suggests trying it out. Maybe one of them holds it until they let loose in the other's lap. It's romantic and intimate). For kyman, I prefer accidental peeing during sex (like the scenario you sent me), forced omo (one forces the other to hold their pee until they piss themselves), or a holding contest type thing. If you couldn't tell, I'm in my "can't decide who I want to top or bottom" era.
pls take ur time answering asks we understand! & yes that was the hockey vid! the one I saw was this version https://www.tumblr.com/dozydawn/772295731412369409 I love your answer! I have this idea that when it comes to kinky roleplay kyle is like a director guiding stan through scenes he wants to play out, letting him know what he wants & always checking in with stan to make sure he's okay with everything & he makes sure to give stan aftercare afterwards especially if they do any harder stuff
I agree with your idea. I think that Stan has a lot of kinks he wants to try out, but feels ashamed and doesn't really know how to broach the subject. Kyle will just be like "So there's this thing I want to try, if you're okay with it." I hc that Kyle really enjoys pain, but Stan is nervous about it. Of course, he doesn't want to hurt Kyle. But I think their connection is so strong that Kyle can soothe Stan's anxieties by showing him how much he enjoys it and also by comforting him in the aftermath.
oh i forgot to add this so I'm sorry if i sound demanding I just can't wait for your answer :3!
Man, I try. I don't have a lot of free time. It makes me really happy that you want an answer from me. It means the world to me that you send me stuff and I truly want to answer in a timely manner. But I can barely take care of myself and my adult responsibilities. I hope my responses are good enough for how long you have to wait.
hii I hope you will answer my kyman thing I sent here soon- anyways i love the idea of Kyle unknowingly being raped by Cartman in his sleep and never finding out, like yes Cartman has known Kyle has a pussy but actually expiriencing it? wow! but at the Same time he's disappointed at the lack of Kyle's realisation
Here is an alternate version of my first response: Kyle never wakes up to Cartman fucking him. He still thinks he's just having these really great dreams. He wakes up every morning feeling refreshed and satisfied, and a bit embarrassed due to the subject of those dreams. Kyle finds himself growing more and more attracted to Cartman and he's so pissed about it. One day Kyle and Cartman are arguing and Kyle is so horny and wet that he starts subconsciously grinding into his own closed thighs. Cartman notices and wants to gloat so badly, but holds his tongue. Wouldn't want to ruin a good thing,.
im ngl......cartman would rape kyle pussy......... kyle could do something as normal as sleeping and Cartman would see that as an open invitation. thoughts and maybe some hcs? :0
I do love me some Kyman somno. There is an absolutely fantastic fic with this premise by wizardmonex (https://archiveofourown.org/works/52071187) so check that out if you haven't yet. Cartman has mastered sneaking into Kyle's room after many years of experience. I think the first few times Cartman rapes him, he is totally unaware. One night, he wakes up on the brink of an orgasm. Sussing out the situation with his eyes still closed, he pretends to be asleep while Eric finishes them both off. He's had time to learn how Kyle's pussy works, meanwhile, Kyle is thinking he's just had some really good dreams lately.
luv ur sims south park porn it makes me think of this fic I read once of a porn house basically people signed a contract to be filmed 24/7 except in the bathroom as long as they lived in the mansion & they were encouraged to have sex with the other residents. like some stuff was scripted but most of it was spontaneous
This was lowkey the vibe I was going for!! I picked the house from the gallery because the couches outside reminded me of Love Island haha. It is sort of like that too, some of the sex acts I post were prompted by me but some of them are totally random. I call it the orgy house and my current save is literally called "Orgy House 2: Electric Boogaloo." Then the Kyle pregnancy arc happened and I got invested in that. I think I will make an Orgy House 3 in the future as a reset. I need to get back to basics and maybe stop stressing myself out so much about the pregnancy stuff haha
there's this gif of a hockey player squirting water from his water bottle at the camera below him in the penalty box & it made me think of stan marsh looking down at kyle broflovski indifferently as he urinates on kyle's face in quick long bursts of streams also kyle is on his knees letting stan do this to him but once he's done stan becomes all sweet and concerned asking kyle if he's really okay & apologizing if he went too far but kyle asked for it & tells stan he did amazing treating him like that
Okay so I sent this to my hockey enthusiast friend and she sent me what she thinks is the clip you are talking about? I like Kyle as a kinky motherfucker who likes being degraded in bed, while Stan just wants to please (he's also a kinky mf, but he's such a lover that some of the harder stuff makes him nervous). Stan is so good at it too, he will do exactly what Kyle wants (in this scenario, even feigning nonchalance about pissing all over Kyle's face and hair) but feels really bad about it after. Even though Kyle is the one receiving the brunt of the abuse and degradation, Stan is the one that needs the aftercare. Kyle is still covered in piss and he's wrapping a blanket around Stan's shoulders and kissing him softly, telling him how good he is and that he loves him.
There is so much piss stuff I want to write, but I'm more of an omo fan than a watersports fan. Maybe Kyle has been asking Stan to piss on him, but Stan has a hard time doing it because "don't pee where you aren't supposed to" gets kinda ingrained in your brain with basic potty training, It's not for lack of trying, Stan does have to pee but it's hard to override that conditioning. So Kyle decides to fill Stan's bladder to the point where even his subconscious is powerless to stop him from pissing. I think they would have to work past that barrier a few times before Stan would be able to let loose all over Kyle so casually.
butters bottom bitch au except they're all adults and butters convinces kyle to be a whore for his company because he has eyes and knows kyle is a hot piece of ass that clients would pay top dollar for (pussy worth thousands etc) and stan and cartman fight over who gets to pay to fuck kyle first when they find out about his new job
Pimp Butters is hilarious (and pimp Vic Chaos? sign me up!!) and you know I love whore Kyle! I'm trying to imagine how Butters convinces him to do it. Maybe a combination of being strapped for cash, and a secret desire to whore himself out. It's like an outlet for him, an illicit and exciting double life. Kyle absolutely becomes the bottom bitch quickly because he's the best whore and always puts on a show for his clients. He secretly loves debasing himself and agrees to some of the more outlandish requests from the Johns. Kyle's whore side is far removed from his public persona and hidden from even his closest friends. Stan and Cartman are SHOCKED when Butters accidentally slips that Kyle works for him one day, but they both ask at the same time how much it would be to rent him for the night. They turn to look at each other and start arguing, and Butters has an internal struggle over whether or not he wants to turn it into a bidding war, or reason with them that Kyle is their friend and they should talk to him first.
Kyle pussy pillow humping (make it kyman related pls)
I am sooo into Cartman peeping through Kyle's window so that's where I'm going with this to make it Kyman related. I made it a bit kyle/rest of m4 but kyman focused. Kyle is a horny teenager and is discovering new ways of releasing all that tension. One night while he's rubbing himself, he imagines himself sitting on one of his friend's laps. His mind cycles through all three of his closest friends and how they would react to him. In order to make it more real, he pulls on of the thicker pillows from his bed and straddles it. Stan would look down at him lovingly, maybe place his hands on Kyle's hips, slowly rubbing up and down his body. He can easily imagine the dopey and lovestruck expression on Stan's face. Shifting his thoughts to something more exciting, he imagines Kenny instead. Kenny would be a little rougher with him, but still gentle. He would grope at his ass and thighs while Kyle pushed his groin into Kenny's slender thigh. When Kyle found the right spot and started getting vocal, Kenny would pull his hips down hard to make it more intense. All of this wasn't enough to get him off, so he pulled another pillow from the head of his bed and pushed it next to the other one that now had a sizeable wet spot. He thought about what Cartman might do and say to him. He might call him pathetic for humping his leg like a dog, so desperate to cum that he was willing to degrade himself like that. He would dig his fingers into Kyle's hips until they left marks, but Kyle likes the pain. When he comes, he can't help but shout Cartman's name while it happens. Cartman, who has been watching from the window since before Kyle mounted his pillow, falls off the ladder from surprise when he hears this. He breaks his dominant arm in the fall and can't properly jack off to the memory until it heals. I think it would be so funny if he got so horny and angry that he approaches Kyle one day like "This is your fault and you have to take care of it."
thinking about famous twitch/youtuber cartman having kyle as his discord kitten bf & cartman is fully into having a hot tiktok famous only fans model as his bf & kyle is just like "I have 2 masters degrees and a PhD" but hes also a sub so he'll be on his knees under cartman's desk sucking his dick while cartman livestreams himself playing video games and chugging mountain dew and eating snack cakes
Streamer Cartman and OF model Kyle is so peak. If I knew how to write Kyman better this would be the first thing I'd want to write. Bc they are so competitive, Kyle is pulling out all the stops to get Eric to break and lose composure on stream. He's shoving snacky cakes in his mouth to muffle the moans Kyle is pulling out of him. I love Kyman sex as a kind of battle between the two and this is a perfect scenario for it.
Hmmmmmmm hey... you could write the pathetic pcov Stan meets a charming barista named Kyle, from that moment he goes to the coffee shop every day... then maybe they have sex... age difference here and power bottom/dom bottom Kyle please if you want he to be trans or not it's your decision 🙏
Okay 4 months later I’m finally ready to answer this. Maybe whoever sent this doesn’t even follow me any more, but I hope you do haha. I’m so glad you brought up age difference because that’s the direction I would go in. Stan is washed up, old and lonely, never leaves the house due to the online nature of his job. One day his coffee maker craps out and he has to go to the coffee shop closest to his house to get his fix. The young barista that takes his order, Kyle, is lowkey rude and snippy with him, but charming at the same time. Instead of going straight home, Stan drinks his coffee at the shop, staying to watch him for an hour before feeling creepy and leaving. After that, he doesn’t even bother buying a new coffee maker, opting to grab his morning coffee there instead.
On the days when Kyle is working, he stays. He’s so lonely that the negative interactions with the cute barista are the highlight of his life. Kyle and his coworkers start noticing his patterns and one day Kyle confronts him. “Are you stalking me?” He asks Stan point blank one day after he orders his medium size plain drip coffee. “You come here every day but only stay when I’m on shift.” Stan is so flustered he jumbles out a shitty excuse and leaves as soon as he‘s handed his cup. He’s resigned himself to never going back to that shop again until he notices something written on his cup. A phone number and a name written underneath. Kyle. After mulling on it for most of the day, he decides he has nothing to lose and sends a message. “Hi Kyle, it’s your stalker from the coffee shop. My name is Stan, by the way.” A couple minutes later he receives a response. “Hi Stan, I noticed you watching me at the shop. I’ve been watching you too.” Stan is too stunned by the turn this situation has taken that he doesn’t reply. A minute later his phone goes off again. This time it’s a call. Despite not being prepared at all, he answers.
“Hi?” It comes out like a question. “You took too long to respond. My shift is over. Do you want to meet up?”
“Uhh.. where?”
“Well, I have a roommate, and I’m assuming you don’t have a wife and kids at home based on the amount of time you spend sitting alone at the cafe staring at me. So, your place?” The conversation ends quickly, Kyle now on his way to Stan’s address. He scrambles to make the place not look like a depression den in the 15 minute walk time.
“Well this is.. nice?” Kyle hesitates as he enters Stan’s house. The two sit on Stan’s couch and he awkwardly ties to get to know Kyle. Kyle cuts him off by climbing in his lap and kissing him, claiming that they can “do that later.” It has been ages since Stan has seen any action and it’s hard for him to keep himself contained when Kyle starts grinding in his lap. Kyle gets both of their pants off and Stan can feel his wetness through his underwear. He wants to reach over and touch him down there, but Kyle beats him to it, taking his hand and pushing it under the fabric and against his pussy. He experiments with his fingers once he’s down there, and he’s maybe not as out of practice as he thought. Kyle is whining into his touch and pulling Stan out of his boxers.
Kyle uses Stan as a dildo right there on his couch and Stan brings out all of the psychological tools available to him in order to last long enough for Kyle to get off. Once he feels Kyle clench around his cock and hears a cry muffled by the shoulder Kyle has buried his face into, he lets himself go inside of him.
Stan ends up replacing his broken coffee maker in the end. He needs his caffeine fix in the morning, and it makes more sense for him to head to the shop towards the end of Kyle’s shift so they can walk back to Stan’s together.
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