silly goose · 1mo
so butters tells stan and cartman that kyle is his top whore and if they genuinely want to spend a night with him like a whole night from 10pm to 6am it'll cost them $4,500 dollars that's how high quality kyle is. stan & cartman eventually agree to split the cost & share kyle for a night. not in a threesome, they just rent two rooms and keep alternating on fucking kyle like after one of them cums the other one taps in to have their turn to fuck kyle all night to get their money's worth
This is so funny, also if you imagine it's one of those setups where there's a door that connects two hotel rooms. But my immediate assumption is that Kyle has to go between them. That seems unfair. HE'S the one getting his back blown out by two of his best friends that have been suppressing their sexual urges towards him for years and yet he has to get his ass up and move to the next room as soon as one of them is down for the count. To make it fair, maybe Kyle stays in one room and the other room is where Stan and Cartman stay when it's not their turn.
