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DA BONES · 1y

give me 5 fun facts about your eyelander, and 5 more on your bombinomicon >:)

Thank u I am hard

Eyelander:
1) He was born in the middle ages and made it everyone's problem. My Eyelander was a real menace when he was alive, and all because he saw someone be beheaded when he was much too young. It awoke plenty of demons in him.
2) His favorite candy is taffy. If you need to get him to calm down or shut up for a while just give him some taffy.
3) He can come out of the sword on full moons/halloween! He cherishes that time because at the end of the night its always back into the sword he goes.
4) He can be uptight to the nth degree but for the most part if you get him drunk he will show off his bagpipe playing skills.
5) He LOVES WOLVES mostly because they Existed in Scotland when he was alive. He is very upset they are not in the highlands anymore and cries about it a lot. He has wolf boy energy to me.

Bombinomicon:
1) IDK if i'm just insane but I think he's Mexican.
2) I always saw him as a Demon inhabiting a book over just being a book. Something from the official art mentioned that every copy of the Bombinomicon comes free with a ghost haunting it but I dunno... he's so demoncore to me.
3) He loves to act like he hates Merasmus' guts just to rile her up. He is desperately in love with her and loves making her jealous because he's just an asshole.
4) He and Old Nick are on sight. His stubby 5'4" ass will go toe to toe with that old fuck for Merasmus he ain't playin
5) I call him "Sivo" because it's a shortened form of the Spanish word "Explosivo" :3

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