anonymous mimi · 2mo
cat anon again. First of all this au is gonna get one of those excessively long names that spoils the plot like I Didn't Know The Cats I Rescued Where Shapeshifters And Now I Have Two Boyfriends? just because.
Dh is absolutely mortified but when blade makes fun of him he claps back by bringing up that he's a grown man letting someone else scoop up his poop. jingnyan is Immune to the teasing bc he just stands there with his ( ⸝⸝´꒳`⸝⸝) and floofy hair.
ALSO yes catnip works and now I cannot remove the image of jingren doing a blunt rotation but instead of weed it's catnip. Catnip shotguns. Dh is done.
LMAO the next hit light novel to take the xianzhou by storm that tb and march have absolutely not read before, amiright HAHAHA
jingnyan absolutely gives the best cuddles in both cat form and human form much to blade's displeasure BUT blade is a little bit of a neat freak so he's constantly cleaning the house during the day, much to dan heng's delight
SORRY FOR PUTTING THE IMAGE OF JINGREN SMOKING CATNIP IN UR HEAD AHAHAHAHA
