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Slime Guzzlers · 3mo

Garf, if a wood chuck chucks wood, then what does a pound of C₁₁H₁₅NO₂ do to the brain. Chucks you to heavens gate? Or straight to the judgements of Anubis? Or maybe even a third much more pleasant option, maybe youll wake up with magic powers, to control all wood chucks? Such are the questions that have plagued my mind.

whatever the fuck that compound is has nothing on garfs mystery elixir fermented in the ground for roughly 5 years. I wish this was a joke but it is not

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