anonymous horndog · 1d
What kind of girls does Vester like? When he fantasizes about being with a princess how does he imagine her physically and personality-wise?
he's imagining eveline. he would have already found her attractive, but he was at the wedding and Saw and it permanently flipped a switch in his brain to be Really attracted to fat women. so he'd be into tourmaline too if he ever met her. dwarves in general. if he wasn't under osmund's thumb he might have been a minor menace to the jewel dwarves in his service
