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LWP · 3mo
Its been a year daddy i really really miss you...
cockeater · 3mo
i've never watched ted nivison is he any good or do yall just want to suck him off
cockeater · 3mo
hi stb it's me Juni have u ever noticed ur abbreviation backwards is bts?
cockeater · 4mo
opinion on americans?
cockeater · 4mo
ik ur restricted rn but subway by chappell roan is soo situationship/wlw Теdsснlатт
cockeater · 4mo
what video is ur pfp from?
Finally found it, it’s at the very end where he’s promoting another video https://youtu.be/HVrCkdYP_YQ?si=Xzzj4ZPAqYQ-Bavo
cockeater · 4mo
SHIT I FORGOT TO SAY
SDмр міка is a trans masculine mooshroom hybrid. He literally uses the head I don't make the rules.
cockeater · 4mo
I FW YOUR SDP dsmp headcannons hard!! (Again uncensored)
The idea of the 3 when they joining just looking unassuming, but they could all just kill you so fucking easily.
Mika hiding his eyes initially because if he locks eyes with you, you become frozen in place.
Pandah being a lanky shapeshifter, but sometimes he shifts and it just looks wrong.
Astrid being a wither skeleton hybrid, and the amount of flesh she has changes with the amount of Canon lives she has.
I like the idea of Conner reviving Schlatt, maybe they steal his body, and then it ends up with Conner reviving them.
I also fuck with the idea of Schlatt not remembering them initially.
BONUS BONUS: they're aware of the server being a mine craft server. They can just like be aware of the 4th wall. Schlatt doesn't know who they are but something feels wrong when he looks at them. They know everything about him, and they seem to be making fun of him.
They love his memory being fucked up.
Glatt knows who they are, but they don't fw him.
Eventually Schlatt starts to remember them, and he becomes more and more aware of everything. The fact he's not real, the fact these people know him. It makes him freak out and it's why he drinks so much
Eventually they plus Schlatt, Conner and Jack pack up and leave for the SDMP
cockeater · 4mo
both please! <3
@puppyboymika @schr00m @therpfguy my favorite spd accounts <3 i love their gartic phone, wii and roblox videos. or really just any of their videos
cockeater · 4mo
If I want to start consuming sdp, where do I start? Im new here :'(
cockeater · 4mo
older sister ted younger brother schlatt this was revealed to me in a vision
cockeater · 4mo
C!sdp it's not censored so don't post on main but here's my headcannons
Okok so. Imagine Schlatts liek; I gotta head off for a few days ill be back ok? My friend quackity wants some help
They all wave him off.
And wait.
They get worried when he doesn't show up
The three track him to the dsmp. They get there manburg festival era. The three are worried etc. They show up to the festival, schlatt doesn't notice them. He gets killed by techno and they all run on the stage to see if he's OK, and they're all killed too.
They respawn, the next day Schlatt is killed by quackity. They all try to be like: hey dude here we are.
He's too far gone. He screams abuse at them all, tells them to fuck off.
They live on the outskirts n shit. Waiting.
They hear rumours about the uprising from Jack. They all decide to invisible potion sneak in and watch. Schlatt dies. The world starts blowing up.
They steal his body some how in all the shit going down. They all lose a life to the lmanberg explosions.
They hunker down where Glatts gym is. They're chilling with glatt. They heard about the revive book, and aztro sneaks off to go steal it to bring schlatt back to life.
She fucking dies, and it doesn't stop her. She's now a skeleton with sentience, and she read enough of the book to bring schlatt back.
They start an illegal gambling ring under las Nevada's with Conner. Quackity doesn't know.
Extra notes;
They're all weirdly possessive of Schlatt. Like creepy almost.
Pandah; he's a weird panda entity. Has EXTREME BEEF with c!sapnap (1 life left)
Mika: mika loses his eyes in his first life lost. (1 life left)
Astrid : started out human now we here. (0 lives left, still going like a queen)
I LIKE IT!!!
I’ll add some of my own thoughts. Ignore any grammar/punctuation mistakes i just don’t gaf! it would be interesting if these characters are more like shadow/figure entities and not really noticed by anyone there except for schlatt of course. Maybe by the other ghosts or the schizophrenic ones like Ranboo or something.
People could notice they’re there but it would be like “am i going crazy or did i just see three weird shapey things in the corner of my eye”. But when people do notice them the figures try to lure them into their weird plots and Gambling shit
They definitely snuck onto the server. They’re kinda like jester characters meant to annoy and lurk on schlatt and others in the server.
They have a secret little tunnel system connecting to their secret gambling scheme and ghost schlatt’s gym, schlatt now has access to stealing quackity’s stuff without him knowing
I fw them reviving schlatt but i still think Connor should’ve been the one to. I actually have my own au around if he was revived and how that would affect everything (except it’s mostly pumpkinduo based). I love these dsmp aus idc idc idc!!!
Also i have some ideas for Astro!
She resembles a wither skeleton. Skeletons and withers avoid her because they see her as one. She doesn’t take a lot of burn damage so when the three aren’t together she’ll venture into the nether
Mika’s face is kinda a blurry entity in itself. For members outside of sdp it’s like looking into an endless void and they can’t really make out what they’re looking at. his friends are used to it, though. I’d like to play on the censor bar thing and say that the scars that he earned during the attacks are censored out too. Like YouTube monetization idk LOL
Panda i think would be very lanky and kinda a shape shifter. He can adjust his size to be reallyyy big or really tiny or stretchy or stiff. Like he’s a piece of playdough.
Still playing off the entity shadow thing i think they’d be saturated since they’re going into unknown territory. Astro likes to find things or accessories to make herself stand out.
These are just my ideas!!! I just took this as a chance to ramble XD You can totally disagree i just wanted to play on your ideas ^_^