I FW YOUR SDP dsmp headcannons hard!! (Again uncensored)

The idea of the 3 when they joining just looking unassuming, but they could all just kill you so fucking easily.

Mika hiding his eyes initially because if he locks eyes with you, you become frozen in place.

Pandah being a lanky shapeshifter, but sometimes he shifts and it just looks wrong.

Astrid being a wither skeleton hybrid, and the amount of flesh she has changes with the amount of Canon lives she has.

I like the idea of Conner reviving Schlatt, maybe they steal his body, and then it ends up with Conner reviving them.

I also fuck with the idea of Schlatt not remembering them initially.

BONUS BONUS: they're aware of the server being a mine craft server. They can just like be aware of the 4th wall. Schlatt doesn't know who they are but something feels wrong when he looks at them. They know everything about him, and they seem to be making fun of him.

They love his memory being fucked up.

Glatt knows who they are, but they don't fw him.

Eventually Schlatt starts to remember them, and he becomes more and more aware of everything. The fact he's not real, the fact these people know him. It makes him freak out and it's why he drinks so much

Eventually they plus Schlatt, Conner and Jack pack up and leave for the SDMP