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Alex · 16 answers · 7mo
chat how did an alcohol free piña colada make me feel woozy 🥴
nah mate that's not alcohol in there
that's 100% woozy neocat juice (see same colour and all)
Alex · 15 answers · 7mo
anarchy is order
as true as ivy's cheese (very true)
Alex · 13 answers · 7mo
lmao my retrospring notifications body text is dark gray on black
contrast 100
alice · 7 answers · 7mo
why are some of yall ACTUALLY using retrospring for fucking microblogging... like... use the fediverse instead... mastodon is a good starting point...
https://joinmastodon.org/servers
ew mastodong
get akkomer :3
(ivy forgot he had a retrospring)
(dead Peter scene)
Alex · 19 answers · 7mo
holy shit 23 questions
meow at each one
Alex · 23 answers · 7mo
meow?
mow
dop dop yes yes hee hee
ivy hasn't gone to macdonals in years
Numberz · 8mo
Would you accept a challenge to a Pokemon rap battle?
probably not :P
Alex · 8mo
java?
yeah ivy went to java last year
Alex · 8mo
whats your favourite spell
the one that doesn't explode ivy
Alex · 8mo
amogus
goodness help us all