i put your voodoo doll in vodka, hope this help :3 (/j)

idk

whuh oh

The umbrella was laced

maybe you're allergic to some of the contents, or maybe it was laced

I don't get paid enough for this.

🥴

this you fr --> https://youtu.be/XA2YEHn-A8Q

pineapple allergy

I put woozy juice in it

was it actually alcohol free? or maybe it was one of the other ingredients :)

because woozy is everywhere 🥴

you misread free alcohol as alcohol free

placebo effect?? idk

placebo effect? reaction to some other ingredient?