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anonymous meat · 1y
As a professional actor singer model visionary, do you have any pro tips. About anything.
i have many pro tips to share, but i'll just give you a taste. the tip is this:
to get into character when preparing to tell a lie, make an instagram account of who you would be if that lie were true. really commit to it, make yourself believe it. that "lie" you're talking about ISN'T a lie, it's the cold hard truth and anyone who thinks otherwise deserves the death penalty.
for an example, let's say you cheated on your boyfriend with his best friend's mom. the mom considers your boyfriend to be her second son, and your boyfriend considers his best friend to be his brother and also considers proposing marriage to you every time he stares longingly into your eyes. your boyfriend is also newly orphaned, as his mother just died in a sledding accident and his best friend's mother comforted him at the funeral. so what do you do with this horrific lie other than be ashamed of yourself? MAKE THAT INSTAGRAM ACCOUNT.
the first picture of you is one where you are standing in a meadow on a sunny day, wearing the color of innocence (chartreuse). you caption it "i never fucked wayne, i never fucked drake, and i also never fucked my boyfriend's best friend's mother." the second picture is you and your boyfriend post-coitus. the caption? "he is the only person i have sex with." lastly, post a poll on your instagram story asking your followers if you would ever cheat on your boyfriend. use the poll results as evidence in your favor ONLY if most people say no. this instagram account is solid proof that you never cheated, especially not with your boyfriend's mother figure who took him into her family at his darkest hour.
lmk if you do any lies and how they go :)
anonymous meat · 1y
Completely unrelated to fandom stuff at all - Worst & best thing you’ve seen in the past 24 hours GO
this was from 4 days ago but i don't see a lot of things so i still have one best and worst thing from the 4 days that require images so i will post this on twitter dfskljdslkf
WORST: i ordered this mango pureé syrup that i like to use in my iced tea and it arrived Drowning in syrup. my syrup was pronounced dead on arrival. it was a bloodbath.
BEST: i purchased my current favorite thing at target. it was like $3 and it's called a Water Tube (??) and it's a fidget toy that is somehow slippery without being wet and it is so squishy and incredibly strange and squishing it makes me so overjoyed.
anonymous meat · 1y
what’s your favourite pairing to brainrot about/write?
i am so so So weirdly bad at brainrotting, i wish i could do it but i always go into way too much detail and start spouting dialogue and unforch i don't think brainrotting is Entire Conversations, BUT my favorite pairing to write is absolutely d/n/n, there are so many possibilities between them and their dynamic is just so lovely. trios >>>>>
anonymous meat · 1y
the little heart on dr3am's nose & blush means everything to me btw it's so cute i love it
anonymous meat · 1y
may i request some hot sexy tantalising dee enn eff fanart . i can provide small and catchable bugs as payment . u are the most talented baked good i have ever met
anonymous meat · 1y
don't get me wrong i love your art, you're so talented, you truly capture the essential essence of your subjects, but are you working on any fics at the minute? or have you well and truly moved on to your higher calling?
LMAOEFINSOIEJ first of all thank you, i study my subjects intensely for hours to perfect every piece (or to put it in truer words, i use no references and don't care if my fine art is technically, compositionally, aesthetically, or unforgivably bad because it adds flavor who cares). ALSO i still love writing, but i've been experiencing what i can only describe as IBS of the brain. my anxiety is diarrheal, my creativity is constipated, and every time i go to do business all i get is shit. so........ i don't have any works that i have made enough progress on to consider them WIPS, but i am hoping to keep writing until i produce something worth updating on and finishing !!!!