titi LOLLL hmm...... I think if he thought it was advantageous he would have a wife, but like in an old school gay way. Oscar Wilde esque, but more grimly misogynistic. Like well, she is a tool that I use to navigate socially. We have an arrangement. I don't really see him as being drawn to women (or even men) in a straightforward way. I think he would want someone he could safely dominate. A wife might serve that role socially, but since he can have children without bothering with pregnancy then what's the point of having a wife?
(In an ideal world maybe he could queen out with a girlboss but since any equal is a threat, I think he'd prefer a timid little obedient wife.)
In terms of being attracted to women, it's canon that he pays particular attention to Astarion, but I think he's not too discriminatory with the other spawn. Especially since so many of them are white-haired elves.... he has a type regardless of gender. But its more sex as a way to dominate rather than sex as an inherent desire, you know? Is it about attraction or is it about putting them in their place?
Anyway there's many ways to straightship him, even if (like me) you headcanon him as primarily gay! People like to put characters in specific sexuality boxes but I'm more interested in how they manifest under social pressures.

LOL it wasn't even art I posted! I don't think so at least, Twitter didn't actually give me a reason. It happened right after my tweet saying something like "asexuals make the best fujoshi" started blowing up. Most people thought it was funny/relatable, but I got a few really aggressive QRTs, and shortly thereafter I got a notification that my account was suspended. I'm not sure if they reported that tweet or found some untagged NSFW or just reported my entire account.

This is why I try to avoid making popular tweets, it usually attracts the "so you hate waffles?" crowd and they can get really aggressive for no reason. Oh well! C'est la vie. It's only social media, so I'm not too bummed about it.

(By the way, if you can see this retrospring but not my twitter, my new twitter account is @titilvatin, same username with no G)

My inspiration basically started with Vellioth's title "the Martinet", which is a synonym for disciplinarian, but specifically with a military implication. (In fact I just looked this up, it's named after Jean Martinet "one of the first great drill masters of modern times".)
So of course, with such a lack of other information, I'm gonna take that idea and run with it. The military, both historically and in modern times, is such a great source of evil BDSM yaoi torture scenarios. Have you heard of running the gauntlet? Blood wings? Blanket party? Keelhauling? Okay, the last one you can only do on a ship, but my point stands. If that's what army superiors do to normal people, imagine what an insane military sadist would do to another vampire.
It's no secret that Cazador is more lenient than his predecessor (1 year buried vs. 11 years impaled) so I think him seeing his spawn as his children is another form of his comparative "softness". Vellioth probably didn't see him as family at all, just a subordinate, more object than person. Cazador inherited his need for discipline, his sense of hierarchy, and his love of violence, but instead of making more subordinates, he tried to make a family. He's so tenderhearted! ❤️
Of course, this ties in with the Szarr family massacre in a nice way too... it's very very ancient warfare tactics for the victors to take the defeated as slaves. And Cazador rebuilding his family back afterwards from the ashes of Vellioth's defeat... how cute! Familial love perseveres.

hehehe, you're kind of touching on one of my other favorite tropes: hypnotism. The utter humiliation of having your brain directly reprogrammed to your abuser's desires. To me, that's sort of a separate kink from bimbofication (although of course there's crossover!).

What's fun to me about bimbofication in Astarion's story specifically, is that it's basically what happened to him canonically. He was once a respected magistrate, now transformed into an empty-headed whore. People like to headcanon him as vain even when he was alive, but I think it's kinda fun if that came as a coping mechanism/reaction to having to rely on his appearance to survive. Classic bimboism! You were once so smart, and now your only value is your looks and sex skills. How tragic...

thank you!! Wyll needs to be tortured waaaay more.... I understand why people are hesitant to do whump art with him but we must persevere. (I think even the BG3 writers were afraid to hurt him too bad, hence some of the wishy-washy plot choices in his story.)
A wise writer/fujoshi knows that a character is most endearing when they are hitting rock bottom. You gotta make the light leave their eyes. They have to be a sad puppy in the rain. Only then will they reach peak cuteness and relatability.
I want Wyll to be tortured by Mizora sooo bad.... she took everything from him: his home, his dad, his reputation, his virginity.... he was only 17! Think of how she exploited him and groomed him and shaped his worldview... how wonderfully tragic 💙💙💙

🩷 thank you so much!! underrated... hmm...... I'm kind of an omnivore/turtle fujoshi so I like a lot of random things! There are so many tropes that I'm like "ehhh I don't know" and then I take a bite and I'm like "wait a minute... this slaps".

I haven't posted twincest in a while, that's a fun one (Hank/Dean Venture Bros, Luke/Leia Star Wars) (although I did post the BG3 drow twins LOL). I like corrupted hero worship (i.e. your idol turns out to be a terrible person). I like NTR!! I like mind control/hypnosis and sex pollen... oh and I like force-fem. I think there's more I'm forgetting.

Mostly I don't have specific physical kinks like tentacles or feet or whatever, it's more like mood-based kinks. I like a situation that makes the characters have complicated, bad feelings. "Do I like this?" "Maybe I hate this?" "Is it okay for me to hate this objectively good thing?" "Is it okay that I love this objectively bad thing?" "I hate myself for loving this." etc. etc.

TL;DR my kink is Internal Conflict