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Have you heard the urban legend that apparently there's some women who don't have Cocks?
I've recently started playing limpdick cumpany, when does Don quixote fight windmills and whip her dick out?
I can’t manage to keep my autistic ass up with limbus dailies, but for some reason I CAN manage to check your daily limbus hornyslop. The fuck’s up with that Alice?
Casual facesitting Rodion... My queen needs a seat 🫡
It's not even that she doesn't see anything wrong with face sitting people randomly, it's that she can't help herself! She knows she has a fat ass, but it's bigger than she can possibly calculate for! She never MEANS to crush Sinclair underneath the weight of her bountiful booty.... but it's hard not to, especially when she can hardly even feel his wimpy arms trying to push her off.
Do you think Ish is a boob, ass, or pit girl? And specifically what do you think was her favorite body part on Queequeg?
Ish loves every part of a woman's body but is.... embarrassingly obsessed with asses. As much as she tries to be the least perverted member of the bus, it's hard not to catch herself staring when all of the other girls have an ass that claps when they walk..
Queequeg was a unique case, though. She loved all of her body, no matter how scarred both literally and metaphorically by the tattoos it may be. But her favorite part were Queequeg's muscles, the strength that she has seen the harpooner use to save the ship time and time again. She's covered every inch of Queequeg's body in countless kisses (but never enough..), but her strong arms and toned stomach had a bit more than the rest of her.
Do you think ishmael would be shy about getting her armpits licked? What about rodion?
Ishmael would probably be. She hasn't really felt the feeling of having her body worshipped since when she was with queequeg, so it's really embarrassing for her. She'd be blushing to high hell, questioning how on earth you enjoy this, while you fill your tongue with the taste of sea salt.
Rodya though wouldn't be embarrassed at all. Hanging out beside her too long has a 70% chance of her deciding to grab your face and bury you in the forest of armpit hair she has as a joke.
Who's winning the oiled up twerk off and what happens to the losers
While it's a tough battle, Faust's expertise in all forms of lewd dance carries her to the end with ease... until she goes against Outis. Outis had been given orders to win, and that's what she does. She has plenty of experience, of course, almost enough to match Faust, but defeats her handily in both the size of her butt blubber and how far she's willing to debase herself for the win, even though it's clear how frustrated she is with it.
After she claims her victory, she takes out that frustration and embarrassment on the other sinners by making them clean her award winning twerkcheeks until there's not even a drop of sweat on them, something all of the sinners were desperately wanting to do anyways after watching how lewdly she threw those obscene clapcakes around. Now, Dante has no clue what made it so 5 sinners needed 4 hours together in Outis's room to clean her off, but they were too worried about being forced to join them to question it.
Don quixote lemon flavored jizz
Idk if you've been asked this before but since you seem to be on a Limbus fix, who out of the sinners has the smelliest ass? I'm thinking Don personally
It's definitely between Don, Ryoshu, and Rodya. Don definitely doesn't clean herself, and given how long she's been alive that's a Lot of smell build up. Ryoshu, on the other hand, likely actually tries to accumulate as much stench build up as possible, such as wearing tight pants that hold in her sweat better. Rodya is completely unlike the other two, though. She actually cares about hygiene, but has been "gifted" with a unique proficiency for smelling bad. She always leaves the shower only smelling worse than when she entered it, and given the immense size of her ass, scrubbing it usually just moves all the nastiness deeper within rather than taking it out.
Ishmael squishy armpit. Kromer squishy armpit. Kromer butt. Ishmael butt. Press ask. Ask sent successfully
I know nothing about limbus except for the what I learn through my brother which makes your posts kinda awkward lol, just wanted to share hehe ^^
Rodion after realizing she can just keep Ishmael or Sinclair in her room to solve all her thick backed up jizz issues. No more trying to clean up or squeeze all that cum out!
Deciding to keep Ishmael in her room as a sex toy permanently because "hey, you already got your conclusion, right, babe? I still have a lot I need to do, and I can't confront my past with my balls threatening to do a salvo of blunt damage on one tremor burst... Can't you help a gal out~?"
Does Sancho have a pussy or cock? 👀
Faust emotionlessly and logically gooning and stroking herself raw every night
I headcanon that Don Quixote is so silly in personality that her weirdness extends to her bodily functions, and instead of pee, she just pisses cum. This wouldn't be an issue if she didn't pee 6 times an hour wherever she's standing.
OOOOOOOH OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH BANGER BANGER BANGER BANGER. It's not her fault! As a bloodfiend, she never had to use the restroom at all, so of course she wouldn't be trained to contain those instincts once she got rocinante. Of course.. she still doesn't have piss... but she learned from the fixers she had correspondence with that it was stored in the balls anyways! Her balls are ALWAYS stuffed to bursting.... so emptying herself out every now again....... that's pretty much the same as pissing, right?
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