One billion nameless girlcock warriors · 13d
I headcanon that Don Quixote is so silly in personality that her weirdness extends to her bodily functions, and instead of pee, she just pisses cum. This wouldn't be an issue if she didn't pee 6 times an hour wherever she's standing.
OOOOOOOH OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH BANGER BANGER BANGER BANGER. It's not her fault! As a bloodfiend, she never had to use the restroom at all, so of course she wouldn't be trained to contain those instincts once she got rocinante. Of course.. she still doesn't have piss... but she learned from the fixers she had correspondence with that it was stored in the balls anyways! Her balls are ALWAYS stuffed to bursting.... so emptying herself out every now again....... that's pretty much the same as pissing, right?
