ALRIGHT, OK... Where to begin...

VULPINATE —

• In this AU, Kyle is older than Tweek!!! Kyle babysat him when he was 16(?) and left at 18 to go to college. Also our firstborn kylussy au

• Tweek latched onto Kyle hard. Tweek had abusive/neglectful parents... and Kyle always sorta filled that void. Kyle was like a rock to Tweek. Kept him grounded, didn't make him feel like he was crazy like his parents did. Helped soothe him through episodes and meltdowns. Kyle genuinely cared about him and showed him love, and Tweek held onto it. Until Kyle never shows up again without a word... Thought kyle abandoned him... In reality, Kyle was going to college, but still wanted to be able to visit Tweek. But the Tweak's forcefully kept him out and away from Tweek, wouldn't let him give a proper goodbye...

• Tweek growing up without Kyle... Watching him over the years, mainly through social media, also by sneaking into Kyle's room when he sleeps over at Ike's.

• Oh yeah, cause Tweek and Ike are the same age, sthey're close friends :3c Gamer Ike... the closest thing to Kyle that he could get, at first, but he's used to Ike now.

• Tweek going to college... has a motorcycle...

• Kyle is a history professor and he's Tweek's last class to graduate BECAUSE Kyle is a popular twinkfessor /f and Tweek had to finish all of his other classes (FOUR YEARS) before he could finally get a spot for Kyle's. And finally, fianlly getting into Kyle's class.... Can't help but approach him after class.

• Tweek is a biochemistry major, and he often creates drugs to self medicate (insomnia, adhd, etc...)

• Naturally... he drugs Kyle on their first outing because the waiter is flirting with him, to "protect" him... Tweek swears that he won't do it again (he does) and there is a whole lot of somno here. Like, knocking Kyle out with a pill in his glass, climbing between his legs to taste him... Kyle is none the wiser... that kind of somno.

• UMMM... extremely jealous of stan :froggythink: who kyle is somewhat fwb with...

CALEFACTION —

• Tweek inherited his parent's coffeeshop after their murders a few years back, which he mostly runs by himself. operates on a split day/night shift schedule every day, because Tweek prefers to sleep in the afternoon, far away from the dark.

• Craig is his best friend (one sided feelings from Craig😔), and has been by his side since forever, but especially since Tweek's parents were murdered.

• Kyle is a vampire and has been for some time, turned against his will (during noncon😞) He killed Stan on accident when Stan offered his blood to him. And because of the way he was killed, Kyle has the vampiric ability to attract/lure victims... like pheromones sorta... or like a siren of sorts...

• Craig is a werewolf, and him and Kyle previously did a whole lot of hatefucking on their hunts in the forest hehe! Craig hates him because he's a vampire and Kyle hates Craig because he stinks like a dog. They both sorta used each other to get their own frustrations out.

• Both Kyle and Craig are territorial over Tweek... While Tweek is oblivious to both of their underlying natures, but he's head over heels for Kyle, no matter how strange he might appear.

• Tweek's parents were murdered by a rogue vampire pack, and Tweek has never quite forgotten the blood. It haunts him.

• Tweek used to hallucinate often, having panic attacks in his bathroom that Craig would have to clean up come morning. Tweek gave Craig a deep scar (scratch) across his chest during an episode.

• Kye is a nurse in this AU. Likes to give back this way, after having taken. Works the graveyard shift to keep out of the sun... and it's perfect, because Tweek works late hours at his coffee shop. Kyle gets caught up in the rain and finds refuge in Tweek's shop. He hasn't drunken in a while... and he always gets weaker. Which means his ability goes a little haywire... Sends out signals he doesn't mean to send. So Kyle gets caught up with Pete, one of the baristas, cause he won't leave him alone. Insists Kyle see him. Tweek comes out to the rescue, and it's like love at first sight between the two of them...

I can keep going but this is getting long... If you have anymore questions or want more details, please feel free to ask hehe!!! THANK YOU FOR THE BOQUETS WE LOVE YOU!!!