loooooove kyle working at tweak bros. we actually had him work there in our art au (dwkan), sometime after tweek had went off to soul search (re: not be told what to do anymore, by his father or by craig. tattoos... learning how to top... sigh... yeah...) anyway.

tweek's having a real shitty day... so sorry to nichole and clyde but i'm throwing them out for craig and kenny 😇 craig is hoooorrible at following tweek's directions. because he's been working on and off at this place almost as long as tweek has (still shit! BOO!) and he broke something :,( kenny's been like, losing it, all day. because it's INCREDIBLE to watch craig and tweek bicker like siblings, come real close to killing each other over coffee, all while him and kyle dick around on kyle's phone.

making bets on who will kill each other first. on who will snap at a customer on accident first. sometimes it really gets on kyle's nerves, when he's trying to get shit done and they won't shut the fuck up. he'll just roll his eyes, share a pointed look with kenny, and eventually whirl around and yell at them "will you two just kill each other already and save us all the headache?!"

though kyle has learned that's not very appropriate of a response for work. so he just... bears it now. rolls his eyes. pointed looks. hides in the back with kenny to fuck around on his phone when it's extra bad that day.

sometimes tweek storms off to the back, or outside to get some air when it all becomes too much to him. and kyle will follow. despite everything, the headache 🙄, he'll always find tweek and console him. smooth tuffs of hair that tweek has pulled on too hard from the stress. it helps... calms tweek down more than yelling at him does... just long enough until he goes back in. and it starts up all over again.

so. coffee production is halted ❌️ for the rest of the day. it's fine, cause they still sell hot chocolate, lemonades... pastries. that kinda thing. but tweek is PISSED still. like, rocking his stool back and forth behind the counter... so loud that customers are staring... scratching his arms, digging his nails into his hands, angrily swiping blood off onto his jeans. yeah.

kyle just putting a hand on tweek's shoulder, running his fingers through brown ends. tweek instantly stills... soothed... or so kyle thinks. but then his apron is being untied, tossed over the countertop. and kyle's like ???????

tweeky snatching kyle's wrist and dragging him to the back, muttered little "doing inventory." to kenny, who's smirking SOOOO WIDE LOL. craig comes back from the bathroom to kenny all by himself, quiet thuds from the backroom, and is just 🧍‍♂️ standing there. kenny bites his thumb... mimicking what's going on back there... and craig, who's already in deep shit anyways, just. flips the sign to closed because the last customer left right as tweek dipped, and...........

anyway kyle's confused questions on their way to the backroom and the way he's grabbing tweek to make him stop, only to be shoved up against one of the many shelves. tweek's mouth over his, shutting him up. bruising kyle's forearms... then his thighs... ripping their jeans down. sigh... dreamy sigh...

kyle's angry whispers past tweek's lips, scrambling to hold onto tweek's shoulders when his thighs are pried open, his knee hoisted up in the crook of tweek's elbow... or whirling kyle around, bent over with tweek's fist knotted around his hair 😳 kyle gripping onto the shelves to hold himself up.

when tweek calms down enough to SLOW DOWN a little, and he's kissing kyle's bites and bruises and sweaty hair, there's like. a tiny sound... that isn't kyle's... and kyle groans way before it clicks... anyway crenny and twyle getting off on each other. the end

they don't speak about it after that. the four of them breathless while they close up the shop. parting ways in the parking lot, still not saying a word... and the next day, either. no one speaks about it, but kenny keeps giggling under his breath, pinching craig's side to get him to jump. and kyle... he kinda wants craig and tweek to yell at each other again. kinda wants to piss them off, or just tweek at least, so he can be dragged into the back again 😇😇😇