oh my god you dont GET how much i love kyle bloody. i NEED bloody kyle. idk why but that stupid carrot fuck gets 10x hotter when hes covered in blood i dont get it. aurgh 😓
agagaga im glad ypu liked the snippet!! stan is just so done witb kyles denial lmao. in the same au kenny is trying to desperately to get cartman to admit his feelings but cant get him to, so kenny gets a curly red wig, green ushanka, orange coat, a good kyle impression, and... things ensue :3 just bc im such a sucker for that trope lmao. kenny doesnt have feelings for cartman hes just an asshole
doctornurse kyman is kinda getting to me too,, especially bc im rewatching house rn,, a house md kyman au would be funny too hehe. ANYWAYS i wanna see doctor kyle finally give in to cartmans constant flirting and get the most violent pnc, not just bc he had sex with cartman, but he did it at work. so unsanitary 😒
AND HELL YEAH ANOTHER TYLER FAN!! kyle gives off major new magic wand vibes in this new fic, with how obsessive he is, to the point of being murderous (though hed never try to shoot cartman... or maybe he will. yr the author 👀 that wpuld be cray cray).