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@SardonicSphinx
SardonicSphinx · 5d

Who'd win in a wedgie fight between you and Murphy the chimera?

I like my chances, but you're free to ask him~

@whiptailed
Sorn · 5d
Anonymous Nerd · 2mo

What’s your ideal night with a wedgie sub?

Interesting question! I like to take things casually, I suppose. Bets and games are always fun. But every time you lose (and you WILL lose), something's gotta happen to your undies. And when you leave in the morning, you're walking out with a beaver tail dragging along the ground :3

@whiptailed
Sorn · 2mo
Anonymous Nerd · 2mo

If any of us were trapped in a room with you and a pack of underwear, how should we expect that to go for us?

Well, the underwear wouldn't be leaving the room intact. <3

@whiptailed
Sorn · 2mo
Anonymous Nerd · 2mo

How’s the week been for ya :3?

Pretty good so far, no complaints!~

@whiptailed
Sorn · 2mo
Anonymous Nerd · 4mo

Who's thong you wanna see most for Thong Thursday?

Literally anyone's 👁️

@whiptailed
Sorn · 4mo
Anonymous Nerd · 4mo

I don’t know how to say this but you’re so hot. I haven’t had a crush like this my entire life.

That's very flattering, thank you!

@whiptailed
Sorn · 4mo
Anonymous Nerd · 4mo

Would you wanna make some bets on the olympics?

There are 329 gold medals up for grabs this year. Do you have 329 pairs of underwear?

@whiptailed
Sorn · 4mo
Anonymous Nerd · 4mo

I have memorized entire wikis worth of lore for games i like. Calling me a nerd is an understatement

You REALLY deserve a flossing then, my anonymous friend 👀

@whiptailed
Sorn · 4mo
Anonymous Nerd · 4mo

Anonymous Nerd...?

...yeah you got me there :C

At least you know what you are, acceptance is important! 💜

@whiptailed
Sorn · 4mo
Anonymous Nerd · 4mo

YOU! if i ask REALLY NICELY... will you doodle a guttertank

A what now? 🤨

@whiptailed
Sorn · 4mo
Anonymous Nerd · 4mo

Underwear of the day?

I've been lazy with my laundry so I'm wearing a jock LMAO

@whiptailed
Sorn · 4mo
Anonymous Nerd · 4mo

What do you think is a better finisher, atomic wedgie or ripping wedgie?

Atomic, I think it's more classic and more visually appealing. However, there's something to be said about the humiliation of shredding someone's underwear and leaving them exposed...

@whiptailed
Sorn · 4mo
Anonymous Nerd · 4mo

Do you have your name written on any pair of underwear you've got?

Yep, there are pictures posted on my profile somewhere!

@whiptailed
Sorn · 4mo
Anonymous Nerd · 4mo

Top of your head best wedgie someone has given you

I haven't been given one in a very long time, and it'll probably stay that way honestly!

@whiptailed
Sorn · 4mo
Anonymous Nerd · 4mo

In a hypothetical wedgie Olympics, who would you give bronze, silver and gold to?

Can't I just give everyone gold medals? And also an atomic wedgie?

@whiptailed
Sorn · 4mo
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