Ask me anything!

Anonymous Nerd · 12d

What’s your ideal night with a wedgie sub?

Interesting question! I like to take things casually, I suppose. Bets and games are always fun. But every time you lose (and you WILL lose), something's gotta happen to your undies. And when you leave in the morning, you're walking out with a beaver tail dragging along the ground :3

Sorn · 12d

Anonymous Nerd · 13d

If any of us were trapped in a room with you and a pack of underwear, how should we expect that to go for us?

Well, the underwear wouldn't be leaving the room intact. <3

Sorn · 13d

Anonymous Nerd · 14d

How’s the week been for ya :3?

Pretty good so far, no complaints!~

Sorn · 13d

Anonymous Nerd · 2mo

Who's thong you wanna see most for Thong Thursday?

Literally anyone's 👁️

Sorn · 2mo

Anonymous Nerd · 2mo

I don’t know how to say this but you’re so hot. I haven’t had a crush like this my entire life.

That's very flattering, thank you!

Sorn · 2mo

Anonymous Nerd · 2mo

Would you wanna make some bets on the olympics?

There are 329 gold medals up for grabs this year. Do you have 329 pairs of underwear?

Sorn · 2mo

Anonymous Nerd · 2mo

I have memorized entire wikis worth of lore for games i like. Calling me a nerd is an understatement

You REALLY deserve a flossing then, my anonymous friend 👀

Sorn · 2mo

Anonymous Nerd · 2mo

Anonymous Nerd...?

...yeah you got me there :C

At least you know what you are, acceptance is important! 💜

Sorn · 2mo

Anonymous Nerd · 2mo

YOU! if i ask REALLY NICELY... will you doodle a guttertank

A what now? 🤨

Sorn · 2mo

Anonymous Nerd · 2mo

Underwear of the day?

I've been lazy with my laundry so I'm wearing a jock LMAO

Sorn · 2mo

Anonymous Nerd · 2mo

What do you think is a better finisher, atomic wedgie or ripping wedgie?

Atomic, I think it's more classic and more visually appealing. However, there's something to be said about the humiliation of shredding someone's underwear and leaving them exposed...

Sorn · 2mo

Anonymous Nerd · 2mo

Do you have your name written on any pair of underwear you've got?

Yep, there are pictures posted on my profile somewhere!

Sorn · 2mo

Anonymous Nerd · 2mo

Top of your head best wedgie someone has given you

I haven't been given one in a very long time, and it'll probably stay that way honestly!

Sorn · 2mo

Anonymous Nerd · 2mo

In a hypothetical wedgie Olympics, who would you give bronze, silver and gold to?

Can't I just give everyone gold medals? And also an atomic wedgie?

Sorn · 2mo

Anonymous Nerd · 2mo

Would you show us some underwear you've ripped and the story behind them?

You'll have to ask my many friends (cough victims) to show off :3