anon · 1y
umm jon is Very Loud in bed which surprised martin bc jon is so uptight abt his feelings a lot of the time. but the second someone’s touching him he gets all soupy and needy.
and on the other hand, martin is very quiet in bed (lifetime of catholic guilt etc.) but he does Whimper and make very soft whining noises that cement themselves in jon’s mind and heart immediately (he makes it his mission to get martin to make those noises as often as he can.)
While I respect your beliefs (points at my coexist bumper sticker) I must expound on them: Martin is very quiet in bed AT FIRST. It takes him a long-ass time, months or a year or more, but eventually the dam cracks and ALL these fucking SOUNDS he’s been keeping in for 30 years just come out. I know we talk about Jon’s Noises on the podcast but we’ve also heard Martin make some . fuckin SOUNDS and you know that has to come out of him in bed eventually. I’m talking high pitched I’m talking squeaky I’m talking whining like a poorly directed porn star. Choosing a random phrase and getting caught and repeating it. Just saying please over and over he doesn’t even have an objective it’s a mantra at this point. yes he will moan “YEAH” at the top of his lungs incessantly, whinier every time and not in a sexy way. He would be humiliated if he realizes the extent to which he takes these things. Jon will never tell <3
