Don't take this the wrong way, but ______.
can you please shut-up? (Things I want to tell people at times, but don’t.)
Close your mouth because everytime you talk it smells like shit 🙃
the RA will be back around in a few minutes so you really should get dressed and leave, bye
your pants are on fire.
.. your trousers are at least are two sizes smaller than you.
Those shoes should be illegal
That ass can FART
Butts are fantastic.
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