astrid

astral123

notorious computer toucher
also known on the freddiverse at https://fedi.astrid.tech/astrid

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ask me stupid questions and get stupid answers (these two have no correlation i will give you stupid answers no matter what you ask me)

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Answers 283 Questions 4 Followers 44 Following 24

anonymous animal · 21d

henlo

smachst?

sorry i don't know german

astrid · 21d

A Literal Microwave · 3 answers · 26d

Best website builder for original content and live posts? (not blocked by MOST school computers preferably)

How live are we talking? If you want blogs, then github pages and neocities are probably not bad. Besides that idk I don't know of any that aren't comically bloated. I guess there's squarespace or shit like that but they are so bloated

astrid · 24d

Alex · 19 answers · 26d

holy shit 23 questions

that's a lot of questions

astrid · 24d

anonymous animal · 24d

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astrid · 24d

anonymous animal · 25d

Where can I find more robotgirl/kink content like you allude to in your posts?? I really like it...

I dunno I just subpost people

astrid · 24d

anonymous animal · 27d

What jobs do you have? How many?

A computer, singular

astrid · 24d

anonymous animal · 28d

I have a crush on you

why would anyone

astrid · 24d

anonymous animal · 29d

what is ur opinion on cubanetrinitrate ? do you think its a gay chemical or a straight chemical ?

it's a very silly structure and vaguely looks like a paw so i vote gay

astrid · 29d

anonymous animal · 29d

What if computer touched you?

but doctor, when you touch computer, computer touches you back, it's mutual,

astrid · 29d

anonymous animal · 29d

you're really awesome I love you

aww i love you too anonymous animal you give me the best questions

astrid · 29d

anonymous animal · 29d

what if i kissed you

that would be really silly

astrid · 29d

Vivian · 30d

Would you ever uhhhhhh

yea i do that every time i forget what im about to uhhhhhh

astrid · 29d

anonymous animal · 29d

Why do you use commas as ellipses?

i dunno,,,,

astrid · 29d

anonymous animal · 1mo

favourite type of computer to touch?

the one on my desk with the funny mechanical keyboard and decent monitors. truth be told i actually don't like touching other computers, but i do enjoy remoting into them

astrid · 30d

anonymous animal · 1mo

What's the update on the mailbox bomb? Got a good use for it yet? Maybe, like repackage and send it as a early birthday gift for your estranged transphobic uncle? Ingest it? Repurpose it as a brick to throw at a member of law enforcement? All great options.

i cherish it,,, it is my prised posession. it is a great conversation piece on my cofe table