Not very exciting but I tried writing "pet" and it kept correcting it to "Peg" for some reason...

I am shocked may have been autocorrected to I am cocked... To be fair I may have been drunk...

Coke = cock, fizz = jizz, I'll let you all imagine how THAT went... <__<

I was mentioning Shiryu and it got changed to Shirty

I was texting Ikki and I accidentally wrote nightmaresx which got autocorrected to nightmare sex.

Well, funny story, one of my friends needed their epi pen for something a few years ago and well, for some reason it auto corrected epi pen to epic penis... was hard to explain that one to their mom...