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Who doctors a doctor ?
I have a rare combination of first/last name. And not only that, the way it’s spelled in English is also rare. Someone in my town has the same exact name/last name as me, spelled exactly the same way. She is a few years older and apparently got a divorce years ago (I got notices from lawyers trying to locate her). Then, she had an affair with a married man and this man’s wife called my parents pretending to be my friend and when my mom refused to give her my number she stated cussing them out and then calling every hour to leave horrible messages about me being a ho. Wonder what my namesake is up to these days. 🤔 the end.
Hair is oozing out of every pore of my body
Kate Matsuda asked 3 days ago · 7 answers
We have records that in the 11th and 12th century AD women used to push a fish inside their vagina and serve that fish later to their man as an aphrodisiac. Stop thinking that the person selling you love gems on Insta invented it all.
As though fish weren’t fishy enough??
Merida asked 5 days ago · 14 answers
It's not that I don't trust you, but ______.
You look untrustworthy
It is ? Doesn’t sound like it
I flash my husband all the time. Most of the time not on purpose.
Oh, just everything
Merida asked 8 days ago · 13 answers
Could you be in a relationship with someone whose political ideals are completely opposite to yours?
Not if your political ideology is delusional and or selfish and or hateful and or ignorant. An ex friend of mine (after getting married to a stout trump supporting republican of course) suddenly started expressing so much hate. did you know that these “illegals” were taking all our jobs!!!???? and i was like, first of all, you’re a fucking immigrant yourself, second of all I did not know you wanted to work on farms picking fruit for less than minimum wage or cleaning someone’s yard or house for less than minimum wage. Sorry they’re stealing your American dream. Oh, apparently it wasn’t just that… their kids would require welfare and leech off the system. Ummm…. I was like your family received welfare when you just came? Oh! That’s different because they were able to get out of it and get jobs!!! Ummm…. You got financial aid when you went to college? Oh no, That’s because she got good grades! I can’t respect someone who is doused in ignorance, hate, and delusion. Bai Felicia!
One pill to rule them all
Merida asked 8 days ago · 10 answers
For how long can you be a fiancée? I mean, is there a maximum of time since you're proposed til you really get married?
My husband proposed in august, we planned to get married the following June… but couldn’t wait and got married in January. I’m sure if we were living together we could have waited longer, but we really wanted to start our lives together ASAP. And as you know, me having extremely old fashioned prents, that could not happen until the government gave its seal of approval.
Merida asked 8 days ago · 13 answers
Do you think people in RS have an accurate idea about who are you and what your thoughts are about the different topics we usually ask about?
Who knows 🤷♀️ I don’t know who’s paying attention
Kate Matsuda asked 9 days ago · 11 answers
Do you have any erotic triggers that nobody else has? Me: Girls wearing shoes that are cut out so far as to reveal the start of the toes, just the first few millimeters. Has an devastating effect on my hormone system like almost nothing else. Maybe only rivalled by a deep back cleavage but that is known to mankind already. It's weird, I know.
Back cleavage ? That’s a good thing? Is that when your back fat gets squished by your bra and makes it look like bewbs?
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LaDamaX 9 days ago
My tired eyes read that as “deep BLACK cleavage”. I was certainly confused for a moment and thought… ermmm okkkkk… I didn’t know how to visualize that.
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Kate Matsuda 8 days ago
That reminds me of the day when I introduced myself to a friend of mine who has a wonderful and beautiful dark chocolate skin. We were invited to the same lame party and when I came in there she was, standing on the dance floor with that deep back cleavage and a black dress made of lace. She had a black curly mane and cutyful smile and so big brown eyes as you could wish for. I learned she was after one of the boys there and did wear full metal jacket due to her plans.
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Kate Matsuda 8 days ago
That back black cleavage was awsome and very hot. I tease her occasionally with this and she refuses to wear it again under the pretense her curves would not allow it any more. It's nothing but an excuse. Her back cleavage is still jaw dropping I guess. And it is black and beautiful too. The black curly hair over that spine and muscle packed back. Black cleavage makes sense, I tell you! haha!
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Arman asked 11 days ago · 10 answers
What's your credit score? How many credit cards do you have?
Hop away and hide
The other day I was thinking my body probably spends a considerable amount of the food I eat to grow hair! That's probably why I'm too skinny!