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Do you have to deal with winter depression?
Ugh yes. And this getting dark by 5pm isn’t sitting well with me either. Sorry to all the peeps who have to deal with my malaise
When in public I would love that people would remind themselves everybody can see their faces. But then I thought it is better to see it all than to find yourself in the company of ghosts.
Totally unrelated, but when I have face mask on, I feel myself contorting my face into weird exaggerated positions
Never sleep less. It should come out of somewhere else
What would you eat and drink if you had to consume 10000 kcal in one day?
Nutella
With one month left in 2023 - is this year going according to plan for you?
I don’t make plans anymore
I helped a customer with his computer today and found out it lacked memory space. She was hoarding e-mails dating back about 15 years. And they had many attachments. We gained 300GB of space deleting those older than 2015. What data do you hoard on your PC?
My MacBook was soooooooo freaking sluggish. Waking it up was a 10 minute ordeal. I was having trouble saving word documents. They just wouldn’t save. Apparently, iMessage on my computer was keeping ALLLLLLLLLL my text messages, including a ton of pictures, since the year 2016. I was like… wtf … deleted that shit, logged out of iMessage, and my MacBook is running like new for the last couple of years. .
I guess… cuz less debt makes you more rich 🤷♀️
When I was a child
Girls fall in love with what they hear and boys do fall in love with what they see, that is the reason why girls wear makeup and why boys do lie. True?
If makeup is a lie then so is choosing flattering outfits and pleasant scents
If you were a teacher, would you accept an overdue assignment?
Hw yes. Tests/assessment? No
My mother had a 14 year old when she was my age 😳 can’t imagine myself with a teenager.
Serious question: Why do men ask women to smile? Do we owe the world smiles?
Yes ! you are put on this earth for their viewing pleasure … cmon …stop questioning it and smile mamasita
Libby n m’kindle
1:3 = 0,33333333333333.... 0,333333333333x3=0,99999999999
Conclusion of the conspiracy theorists: Math is fake. Math makes a fortune out of stealing 0,00000000001 off the results!
Nah brah don’t hurt me like dat
What do you say to or do for a work colleague who is having a bad day?
Listen to them. We bitch to each other a lot.
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