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We all know that surgery and nerve poison are often used as beauty enhancement measures. Plus image filters and heavy editing of the photos on top of the former to further enhance the appearance. Do you think this is a harmless fashion or does it indicate problems of the respective users of such measures?
Of course not harmless. I have so many issues stemming from the fact that I’m full of faults yet every other woman I see is flawless. As a teen, it made me feel like I could never be loved. I get so happy when from time to time I see a female model with a bit of sideburns (saw it on an Amazon product once) or arm hair, or a short neck, etc. you get the idea. Don’t get me started on “edited” big butts. My husband’s favorite and something I can’t realistically achieve while having a tiny waist. Makes you feel like shit, y’know?
It's the last day of January today. How has the first month of the year been treating you?
I got fat … all the weight I lost from Aug - December is back with a vengeance. 5 months to lose, 4 weeks to gain it all back. What a rip off
I imagine everyone seated around a long table. Someone at the head of the table will ask a question and most will start answering at the same time, not listening to anyone else’s response. Some will just shrug, some will answer a completely different question, and some will nod encouraging smiles to the people speaking. Food will be served, everyone will immediately ask for a to go box and then leave.
Are you afraid of going to the dentist?
I love going to the dentist because he always marvels at my deep rooted teeth and the fact that I still have all my wisdom teeth and always compliments what a good job I do of taking care of my teeth. A girls gotta take all the compliments and pats on the back she can get.
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Are you wifey material? 😉
For sure. But if you don’t appreciate, my wifiness depreciate… if ya know what I mean
I'm sleepless now. How could you bring yourself to sleep?
Watch the 10th kingdom. Super Long… if you don’t fall asleep at least you’ll be entertained.
What is it like to have a beard? I mean, c'mon, isn't that itchy on your face?
Yeah, it gets itchy if I don’t take care of it every day. And scratchy.
Are you good driving a car through snow and ice?
I’ve never driven in snow and ice.
Did your parents ever approve of your friend you brought home? Did your mom think your love interest was a good person? What did she say?
Never brought anyone home because I don’t think I was allowed.
On what terms are you with your neighbours?
I don’t know any of them. My husband is well acquainted with all of them though. He’s better at interacting with strangers.
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Tots
Have you ever had a one night stand?
No
Would you rather help a animal or a child?
Child
Cuz… just cuz
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As a long time acne victim and suffering from neglect due to ugliness I know how to feel like shit, I did learn that.