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Them: You're having a belly there! Me: I call that my pretty bonus material! You: ..... ?
Who's going to check out another "retrospring" with me? https://ask.absturztau.be also runs same software and my account there is named "KateMatsuda". Anybody?
When you do eat cold pizza slices around midnight your body doesn't know if the calories count for yesterday or tomorrow. So they do not count at all?
I have absolutely no talent for a couple of things. What bothers me the most is that I have no musical talent at all. In school they even took away the triangle ring that I had to play twice. What's your Kryptonite?
I've been driving a motorbike and people ask me: What do you wear to look more like a woman? Me: A pair of hot shoes. What do people expect? Me driving a bike in hot lingerie? Is driving a bike so un-female?
Would you rather take a guaranteed million dollars or flip a coin for a billion?
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