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Arthur · 8 answers · 16d

Can chess players be considered gamers?

Kate Matsuda · 6 answers · 11d

Them: You're having a belly there! Me: I call that my pretty bonus material! You: ..... ?

Arthur · 8 answers · 9d

Is it possible to rent a place to live for 20 dollars a month? I had a weird dream today about that.

Arthur · 4 answers · 7d

The thing about living in Rio, specifically in certain, uhh, areas, is that your life is in danger if anyone suspects you. Have you ever felt this way?

I’ve been to Rio. My friends claimed that place gave them terrible nightmares at nights. I slept like a baby.

Anthony R · 4 answers · 6d

"Chirp" says the bird. "Quack" The duck replies angrily to their neighbour.

Kate Matsuda · 5 answers · 4d

Who's going to check out another "retrospring" with me? https://ask.absturztau.be also runs same software and my account there is named "KateMatsuda". Anybody?

Pandy · 7 answers · 9d

Why are you an amazing person?

Kate Matsuda · 6 answers · 7d

When you do eat cold pizza slices around midnight your body doesn't know if the calories count for yesterday or tomorrow. So they do not count at all?

Pandy · 6 answers · 19d

Do you think you have already experienced the best year of your life? (If so, which year was it, and why do you think it was your best?)

Kate Matsuda · 8 answers · 28d

I have absolutely no talent for a couple of things. What bothers me the most is that I have no musical talent at all. In school they even took away the triangle ring that I had to play twice. What's your Kryptonite?

Expressing my thoughts properly. I have to edit myself a million times if I want to sound coherent.

Kate Matsuda · 6 answers · 29d

I've been driving a motorbike and people ask me: What do you wear to look more like a woman? Me: A pair of hot shoes. What do people expect? Me driving a bike in hot lingerie? Is driving a bike so un-female?

Pandy · 8 answers · 1mo

What was the last thing you purchased frivolously (i.e. not a necessity)?

Daniel · 15 answers · 1mo

Would you rather take a guaranteed million dollars or flip a coin for a billion?

Kate Matsuda · 7 answers · 1mo

When your Uber driver asks the female passenger: Do you have a man? - Say: I am a man! Would you?

No, I’ll say “drop me off right here. You’re making me uncomfortable.” Jk… I’ve never been asked that by an Uber driver. They usually ignore me, which is just the way I like it.

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