Of course not harmless. I have so many issues stemming from the fact that I’m full of faults yet every other woman I see is flawless. As a teen, it made me feel like I could never be loved. I get so happy when from time to time I see a female model with a bit of sideburns (saw it on an Amazon product once) or arm hair, or a short neck, etc. you get the idea. Don’t get me started on “edited” big butts. My husband’s favorite and something I can’t realistically achieve while having a tiny waist. Makes you feel like shit, y’know?

I got fat … all the weight I lost from Aug - December is back with a vengeance. 5 months to lose, 4 weeks to gain it all back. What a rip off

I imagine everyone seated around a long table. Someone at the head of the table will ask a question and most will start answering at the same time, not listening to anyone else’s response. Some will just shrug, some will answer a completely different question, and some will nod encouraging smiles to the people speaking. Food will be served, everyone will immediately ask for a to go box and then leave.

I love going to the dentist because he always marvels at my deep rooted teeth and the fact that I still have all my wisdom teeth and always compliments what a good job I do of taking care of my teeth. A girls gotta take all the compliments and pats on the back she can get.

Hola it’s me! I got some juicy gossip about our favorite retrospringer. Call me back !!!!

For sure. But if you don’t appreciate, my wifiness depreciate… if ya know what I mean

Watch the 10th kingdom. Super Long… if you don’t fall asleep at least you’ll be entertained.

Yeah, it gets itchy if I don’t take care of it every day. And scratchy.

I’ve never driven in snow and ice.

Never brought anyone home because I don’t think I was allowed.

I don’t know any of them. My husband is well acquainted with all of them though. He’s better at interacting with strangers.

Tots

No

Child

Cuz… just cuz