LaDamaX · 10 answers · 3y

Whenever we did something that we shouldn’t have as children, my mother would tell us that God would punish us for our bad behavior. What’s something that your parents told you as a child but you never believed?

My great grandma used to say that. I believed her. One time a neighbor kid was being a jerk so I told him god would punish him. He thrust his hips toward the sky in a humping motion and said “god can suck my dick.” he wasn’t immediately struck down. Next time my great grandma tries to pull the god trick on me , I gave her this look https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/006/026/NOTSUREIF.jpg

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