Daniel · 13 answers · 2y

Do you congratulate people when they have a new baby?

Yes. Pre baby, with gusto. After baby, just to be polite. Those mofos don’t know what they’re getting into, and I’m not going to be the one to break it to them that their old lives … are .. ovah suckaaaaaa

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