High heels are prissy, narcissistic and deceiving. There's nothing attractive about them.

And eyeliner just makes people look dead, there's nothing attractive about it either. I never understood why people like it, but I tried really hard yesterday and I think I got a glimpse of how someone could like it, and I realized that it's only because people are so immature and superficial that they don't give half a sh*t about the truth, i.e. what their eyes really look like. They're happy to indulge in appearances and stop asking there.