Is sleeping with a knife or club unusual in your opinion?
if out in the wild camping
Well… if you are suffering from some sort of trauma/ptsd… not at all.
Very unusual. I prefer to sleep with my lovely.
But your chicken sleeps with many wicked missiles 🗞️
Nonono. You overestimate its equipment. It has but a lead club.
A missile in any other sense means an object bigger than a small rock lol. Like a rolled up newspaper.
It has some sort of beef with the mice and when that turns into violence the mice use golf clubs and the chicken puts on beak armour. Also it has
a wooden piece of fence rail with a rusty nail in it. Meant to hit the snout. It gets a war soon.
Maybe you try imagining a penguin instead. Less violent perhaps.
Ah, I only need a small bottle with beak balm to get it to peace. And a remark I will push it under the shower in a big foam cloud. It runs under my bed and
hides for hours. Being washed or showered is its biggest fear.
But do you sleep with a knife at home? Is your neighbourhood that dangerous?
Things here have been getting a bit worse...
It's smart, you don't wanna be fumbling around with ammo and shit when marauding tooth fairies show up - melee weapons are the way to go
Yes, but what do I know.