I agreed to do a job tomorrow (Saturday) ... have you displayed any questionable judgment lately? Tell me about it.
I listened to radio commentary of a Rugby Union (google it, I can't be bothered to explain the sport to you) game tonight. During a break in play, the effects mic picked up the PA system playing Wham's Last Christmas, thus condemning me to Whamhalla on Day 10 of Whamageddon.