I APOLOGIZE FOR NOT ANSWERING THIS SOONER BUT ITS BEEN ON MY MIND FOR A VERY VERY LONG TIME BECAUSE IT'S JUST SO SWEET.... thank you so much for enjoying my silly little answers to these retrosprings!! i didnt think anyone actually read these so it makes me very happy knowing you enjoy them so much!!! ive been rather slacking with my retrosprings lately due to being very busy with college and life in general, but i promise i do read what you guys send in and i always think about it hehe... also, i wasn't necessarily bullied for self shipping, just... the community wasn't really for me, and i was quite a nasty person to the people around me 2-3 years ago when i actively self shipped, so i choose to not associate myself with it or anything like that nowadays lol... ALSO THIS KARIN CELLULITE HC IS SOOOOOO RJHEHWHAHAHAH I LOVE WOMEN WITH CELLULITE GOES INSANE GOES STUPUD AND CRAZY- ahem. karin not being insecure about her body also makes me very happy because i really like plus size characters who embrace their bodies and dont feel ashamed of them, cause thats how i feel as well. adding my own little take i feel like samarie often comes to her and rants about how she thinks her body is disgustingly pale and skinny with gross birthmarks and body hair, meanwhile Karin reassures her that she shouldn't think so low of herself and that shes really pretty either way,,, aaaggsgshah...

YES I DO... and mosf of them are just canon facts about my own character plastered onto Karin because in my head theyre very similar

— Karin loves drinking beer after a long day of work
— She has a cat allergy (alergic to Daan.)
— Shes gets freckles during the summer but theyre quite faint during any other season
— Shes not that good at English, sometimes uses German (Bremen) words in her sentances when she doesn't really know the translation
— She has reading glasses
— I feel like she would be very into modernism artwork made at that time, she goes to art exhibits to look at them
— my biggest headcanon is that shes a chubby/fat woman (skinny karin believers DNI /j), although it can be also read as canon depending on how you choose to see her body type so idk! i call it a hc though

holy shit you really put a lot of thought into this one,,, i solute you for this my monster fucker yuri soldier 🫡 ANYWAY... i think dysmorphia does have a slit but its very hard to see especially if shes standing or doing anything, but this idea that she has sensitive barbie anatomy is lowkey really hot too...... i dont really think she can finger cocoon UNLESS she has her fingers in her mouth,,, which would make cocoon choke... but dont worry cocoon loves it SO much she likes the feeling because its basically just as stimulating as anal play anyway since... her head is literally where her anus is. cocoon anatomy is extremely strange and dabatable but like you said in the end that makes it way more fun to fantasize how she would be fucked hehehe,,, also strap on dysmorphia is super hot but i imagined her with a hot pink strap on cheerfully coming over to cocoon and announcing that they will have sex in a new way and i think its rather silly and cute hehehe,,, and cocoons legs DEFINITELY shake but its probably really problematic for her? maybe if shes laying down somehow but imagine if shes kinda weak and cant really stand up or walk afterwards,,, in that case dysmorphia OR samarie will help her walk around <333 most likely dysmo, i feel like samarie just would not be able to hold her up at all

I've been quite lacking in my retrospring answers lately so i apologize for that, but let me answer this one cause i looked at it this morning and it really peaked my interest LMAO.

le garde - 5.5 nches soft, 7 hard
cahara - 5 inches soft, 6 hard
ragnvaldr - 6 inches soft, 8 hard
enki - 3 inches soft, 4.5 hard

marcoh - 5. 5 inches soft, 7 hard
caligura - 1 inch soft, almost 2 soft
pav - 4 inches soft, 5.5 hard
daan - 4 inches soft, 6 hard
henryk - 5 inches soft, 7 hard
marina - 3 inches soft, 4.5 hard
august - 5.5 inches soft, 7.5 hard
tanaka - 4 inches soft, 5.5 hard
osaa - 5 inches soft, 7 hard
levi - 3 inches soft, 5 hard

i have no fucking idea if these are realistic ive never seen a penis in real life (aroace power)

no it hasn't been asked! but im glad someone finally did. even though i dont have many of my own hcs about them im still an arlefuri sister and a furina plushie owner, so i think i should at least give a few <3

1. after the events of the archon quest&furinas story quest arlecchino likes to come and watch some plays where furina is performing
2. i imagine arle is super into furinas singing, like maybe after a long day she'll lay in bed next to furina and quietly ask her to sing to her
3. this is based solely on a few arlefuri comics ive seen but i think furinas little pet guys just. DO NOT. like arlecchino. not even because she attacked furina, they just dont like her. imagine a cat who doesnt like visitors and hisses at them, thats basically furinas salon members
4. i think arlecchino would want to enter back into furinas life somehow, but shes not quite sure how to do it after the whole archon quest shenanigans, so she tries reading books about how to communicate and be nice ... freminet probably finds it and questions her about it, and i think she would try to deny the fact that those even belong to her
5. i think arle and furinas tastes in food are really different... id imagine arlecchino really doesn't like macaroni for what ever reason, and it gets furina frustrated because... thats literally all she eats. arle tries to tell her that its okay and that she doesnt need to make her a separate dinner and that she can do it herself, but furina INSISTS upon giving her wife some dinner too, especially after a long day..... they bicker about that often