Qafka · 9 answers · 2y

What’s the worst thing about having you as a roommate?

I go to bed very late as I am a night owl. I might wake you. Also I do read in bed with light on. Sinister witnesses claim I do snore occasionally. But the worst thing is that I insist that your and my items are sorted away out of sight and not in cluttered heaps everywhere. I will attack heaps of any type ( forms, books, giftcards, maps ) according to their substance. Paper heaps end in the basket. Socks, dirty shoes, used underwear ends in the litter bag. If not rescued from my attack by properly hiding them from my sight behind drawers or wardrobes. When you are a lover of decorative stuff, candles, flowers, fluffy pet toys, trophies and so forth better keep them in small numbers and place them apart from each other without heaps. Otherwise those can be triggering the cleaning and de-clutter forces. A clean, rather minimalistic but cosy environment is where I bloom. When you are a heap loving type expect to sleep on the stairs as I mercilessly pile those heaps up on your bed and order to sort it out. If that doesn't work we'll have a serious discussion. And maybe barbed wire between your side and mine. LOL. But as a bonus I only need short pit stops in the bathroom.

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