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nefarious yeets · 8 answers · 2y

When you answer the door for trick-or-treaters, do you comment on their costumes? Or do you just throw the treat at them and gtfo? Describe your process.

I ask them a few questions and how dangerous they are when they do not get a sweet treat. That usually makes them a bit frightened and insecure. I comment on sloppy costumes and point out they must care better for coming across more convincingly. I also ask them if they will share what I give them or if it will be a fight or the sole possession of the one holding the bag - they usually get a bit irritated by this- some try to bribe me or act like little terrorists with threats. I do send those home to see their dad. When I like the critters I give each of them a little treat and mention that I am a witch and they must share their sweets.

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