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Me and ex-girlfriend standing hand in hand at a train station in Berlin. Old bat from behind (mumbling) :' Yeah, better hold each others hand so you both get ran over by the train in case only one is pushed.' - My ex:' Shut up, so your farts are not leaked by mouth and naturally exit by arse to propel you far away!' -- My question: How will that old bat be punished in hell and what exquisite tortures would you propose to the devil in order to rearrange justice and balance?
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