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I usually include the inspiration source inside brackets at the beginning of my questions. A couple of weeks ago I asked "Have you ever been asked to join a Bible study group?" because some days earlier I had been approached by a dude that asked me the same question. Someone else also asked me this a couple of days ago when I went to Target to buy some stuff. Apparently, my face screams unchristian.
Last Sunday my sister in law sent a pic of a kitten (female) telling she just found it next to her mom's house. She told us that her sister was gonna keep her. Yesterday she sent to our WhatsApp Family group another pic with another kitten (male) saying they just found another one. They're alike so I think they belong to the same litter. Anyways, she asked us to help her to find the kitten a family. So probably, I'll be his new family. I have to take him to the vet to check that it's everything OK with him bc I already adopted an adult stray cat two months ago and I don't want to put her health in risk. So that's my last question about.
Me and ex-girlfriend standing hand in hand at a train station in Berlin. Old bat from behind (mumbling) :' Yeah, better hold each others hand so you both get ran over by the train in case only one is pushed.' - My ex:' Shut up, so your farts are not leaked by mouth and naturally exit by arse to propel you far away!' -- My question: How will that old bat be punished in hell and what exquisite tortures would you propose to the devil in order to rearrange justice and balance?
You know those people who have been around you since young ages and seem to cross your path every now and then? There was this guy I knew (but wasn't more than a classmate) from elementary school. In 2019 I recognised his pic while scrolling through twitter (totally not stalky behavior), and then after some chit-chat he revealed he was studying at the same school I was. We basically cut contact after we graduated, but I just met him at uni today and guess what? He's an accounting student as well.
I had an “informal” observation last week and I got a compliment that seemed very genuine and hit me in the feels but I wasn’t sure how to respond. It’s hard for me to take compliments other than to say thank you. That was the reason why I asked how easily all of you received them. 0-10.
A two-for-one sale for you: I pretty much told the story in the question, but someone went through a lot of effort and made me a pasta dish that had some pancetta and pepperoni in it, and those sometimes come with those 'do not eat' silica packets inside...that someone cooked one of those silica packets into the dish, I ended up saying nothing about it and just appreciating someone cooking for me and trying not to fall in love with them 😛 oh and the second story was my girlfriend's sister, who is not blessed with talent in the kitchen, let's say...she decided to make us banana bread, the poor girl was toiling away at it for longer than what it should have been for banana bread...we gathered around to cut it, I stick the knife in and CLANG, there was a fork baked into the banana bread
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