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@fizzyarthur
Arthur · 7 answers · 5d

Political question: I am the true conservative, unlike those evil politicians. Under my rule, coffee will become a controlled substance given the number of addicts. Do you agree with my moral righteousness?

Power corrupts, big power corrupts big time, coffee power makes people go to work, so that's not going to happen. The coffee industry will arrange a fatal incident and dictator Arthur will drown in his own pool, an accident that will happen unnoticed I fear?

@Kate
Kate Matsuda · 4d

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