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Arthur · 7 answers · 4d

Political question: I am the true conservative, unlike those evil politicians. Under my rule, coffee will become a controlled substance given the number of addicts. Do you agree with my moral righteousness?

This is a fight you'd never win, caffeine is too widely enjoyed by white people

Not at all! Not even a little. I'm "addicted" to coffee. If it became illegal, I'd buy it on the street tbh. XD Coincidentally, cannabis is in the process of becoming legal here, it seems. It's been decriminalized, and there are dispensaries popping up all over the place. I was doing it a lot for a while.

I'm indifferent. Really, I'd have to study coffee and its deleterious effects before I'd have an opinion. I was under the impression it was mostly harmless.

Power corrupts, big power corrupts big time, coffee power makes people go to work, so that's not going to happen. The coffee industry will arrange a fatal incident and dictator Arthur will drown in his own pool, an accident that will happen unnoticed I fear?

I think that the Great Coffee Revolution will happen very fast and they will put your head on a pike and march down the street with it, heavy is the head that wears the crown homie 😛

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