MK doesn’t understand acrylic nails until Peach and/or Bayonetta gives him scritches .3.

we know how great of a bat dad metagoogus is, but how does dametagoogus fare?

Wildfire at Kolmarden is the tallest wooden rollercoaster in the world; but did you know it only got the title in 2021, after Lightning Rod was converted to completely steel?

wanna hear some cool rollercoaster fun facts?

metagoogus and dametagoogus get very territorial. they try to rub everything and mark it w their own scent. this includes the farmer as well. and they'll eventually have to stop the two when they try to mark their territory in...other ways.

Uhh Umm Uhh Umm Im An Enemy Of The US. Death To America

erm... whag should i draw :3

metagoogus' top 10 fruits. maybe written in his pov.

there will be a time when metagoogus is too big to hang upside without breaking his perch and falling down.

https://tinyurl.com/2p85puvu
i can't even add any context to this, it's just a certified metagoogus moment.

If you could ask for new Kirby merch, what would you want the most?

I'd want more plushies (of course I do xhdhhxhf) especially if they're like big sized ones. Definitely would want more Meta knight, Susie, taranza, and absolutely king dedede.. my mans needs more plushiessss 😭😭😭

So far my grandest shitpost idea is Fumu coming up to Meta Knight wondering if there's anything suspicious going on or if he's working on something top secret, and he's just like "No, Fumu, I am doing my taxes." "What?" "I'm in so much debt, Fumu."

my mans still has college loans to pay off, between that and repairs to the halberd 😔

Gonna make a post about this on ye old tumblr but... Thinking about how there is no way Meta Knight just taught himself how to build a whole ass battleship. I don't care how autistic you are, that is some complicated af aerospace and mechatronic engineering. So I've been delighted with the idea that tiny man went to college. Like that image of him with the grocery baggie but 10x sillier. Imagine this dude with a knapsack and notebooks. Sitting in class. Doing homeworks.

Amazing.

my vision of a meta knight gijinka is him having a muscular/athletic body but very androgynous at the same time. i really wish his canon ambiguity of gender was focused on more.

Puffball or human, Juno’s a big ol’ service top. Just stick a pony-play hood and some hoof gloves on him, and he’ll make a nice, useful pet. Make him a breeding stud, a teaser stallion, or just ride him around for your pleasure. Making you happy makes him happy👌