Pandy · 9 answers · 3y

You're life is threatened by a wave of 12 year old kids... how many do you think you could take before you meet your inevitable demise? (no weapons but you can use the environment to your advantage and they are not dumb enough to fight you one at a time)

I would distract them by throwing individual-sized bags of hot Cheetos and my iPhone at them while I try to make a run for it.

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