@Andy
Pandy · 9 answers · 3y

You're life is threatened by a wave of 12 year old kids... how many do you think you could take before you meet your inevitable demise? (no weapons but you can use the environment to your advantage and they are not dumb enough to fight you one at a time)

That is my life coming up in August

@MrsMegan
Queen Megan👑 · 3y

3 maybe 4

@kelcey
kelcey · 3y

🛵 .. none of them is fast enough to get me when I am on my scooter.

@Kate
Kate Matsuda · 3y

how many are in a wave? I mean at some point they would/should just dogpile and I'm smothered to death

@RetroKnight
Sean ⚡🤖 · 3y

I would distract them by throwing individual-sized bags of hot Cheetos and my iPhone at them while I try to make a run for it.

@LaDamaX
LaDamaX · 3y

I can give one a black eye and after that they all gonn kill me for show.

@Wasserpistole
Wasserpistole · 3y

Can I threaten them back saying I'll tell their moms to punish them with no phone, video games and/or internet for the rest of this year if they cause me any harm? 🙃

@DUST
Merida · 3y

5 at best

@fizzyarthur
Arthur · 3y

Just buy em ice cream .

@Saater
Saater · 3y

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