i've probably misread "bits" as "tits" at some point or something idk haha

Not sure if it counts, but my enbyfriend misread one of the Arknights dialogues as breasties hshshs

i used to confuse two medications a ton that have VERY different uses. i never prescribe anything so its more just me feeling like booboo the fool

Idk, but just today I was reading the Guinness Book of world Records 2022, and I misread "Most disappearing cane illusions in 1 min" as "Most disappointing cane illusions in 1 min".

I misread "father" as "farter" recently.

3 for vertical tits.

Probably not that funny but I misread a buddyfight card like 4 years ago but i still remembered it
the subtext of the card was Deity Creations Fangflare but I read it as Deity Creations Corrupted Fang and it took me 10 minutes to read it slowly before figuring out what it means

(looks at you) Although I'm not sure and I can't remember ngl probably bc I haven't gotten enough sleep 🐴🐴