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Mortimer
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INFERIOR MORTAL · 1y

I guess that your response means that you lost a lot against Xerneas. Liking to sub to them huh?

INFERIOR MORTAL · 1y

So... you're the birb of death. How many times have you lost against the deer of life?

INFERIOR MORTAL · 1y

How about getting tilted upside down like a groan tube?

INFERIOR MORTAL · 1y

burps Morty, science proved that you're a weak little bacon bird. How does it feel to be weaker then a mere mortal?

INFERIOR MORTAL · 1y

What's your favorite type of bread? I'm letting you choose the kind you'd like to be situated between for the sub sandwich I'm making.

INFERIOR MORTAL · 1y

What are your thoughts on Mortem?

INFERIOR MORTAL · 1y

As a bird, what is the absolute roundest that you have ever become? To what degree is your power of Borb?

If I get real poofy and pull my head against my body, I can almost become spherical.

Rotom · 1y

Is it true you're a full sized legendary where you're from? Where are you all so small??

INFERIOR MORTAL · 1y

It's 84 degrees and there was snow yesterday. Has the harmony of fire, ice, and lightning been disturbed again?

INFERIOR MORTAL · 1y

Ur mum gay.

Tornadus · 1y

A non mortal... some tiny Yveltal... you're almost cute... Almost.
But I suppose I should ask something; Why are you this size?

First of... I am not cute! I am TERRIFYING!
Second, according to what one of the higher deities have told me, I am from an alternate version of reality, where everything is more fitted to my might and stature than this version of reality is!

kryl · 1y

please try not to ... end the world. i think there are things to like here ..

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