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What's your ideal gal?
I swear I answered something like this before... It's hard to tell, but I think a girl who can keep up in the wilderness is basically a requirement for something long-term. Someone that likes nature just as much as I do.
MAY I have your hat? 🦉
You cannot, Kaeya. Go home.
How'd ya like dat Muk
It was fine, looking back, but gee did I hate it in the moment.
Have you ever pet an owl?
Yeah. In fact, one won't leave my room and keeps trying to steal my hat. What's up with that?
How do you manage to be so garishly positive?
It's just in my blood! I'm always seeing sights, meeting new Pokemon, and experiencing new things. Even if there's trouble around the corner, it's best to get off on the right foot no matter what. Human spirit!
Do you have a worthy sacrifice for an almighty being such as I?!
Uhh... I've got some spiced fruit jerky if you want or something?
Can I have your hat? 🦉
Kaeya, no. You know this was my dad's hat!
Hello, Strange Mortal. What are you up to these days?
Strange? Oh, uh... Hello there! Well, just the usual nowadays. Helping stop rampaging or otherwise troublesome Pokemon or people, getting samples for researchers, and making sure the routes and stuff are safe for everyone. I started taking up berry farming where I normally camp by Selene's suggestion! It's been quite the money-saver.
Favourite and least favourite berries?
Picking my favorite berry is hard, but I generally like a nice mix of sweet and sour or spicy. Salac Berries, Liechi Berries. Big two for me. Those go great in curries and stews. But, I know one berry I despise the most. And that's the Ganlon Berry. And I sometimes eat them since some of my Pokemon like Himiko love them. She says it has a 'refined palette' that I wouldn't understand. It tastes gross!
If we turned you into a legendary, what would you be?
I don't know what kind of weird hex or magic this could be but.... I guess maybe a Meloetta or Azelf or something. Really hard to say.
Are buizels cute?
Yeah, of course! Cute little guys. I'm not too great around the water, but I like watching them play in the distance.
Have you ever had a weird forfeit request from losing a pokemon battle?
I don't fight other trainers too often because my team is usually meant for fights against poachers and rampaging Pokemon, but... I had to hide out in the woods for half-a-year once because I lost once and did a photoshoot with some Pokemon that went... It went places and a reputation like that can stick. Especially since I was wearing a harem outfit.
Is your hair color natural, or dyed? Pecha berries might make a good pink dye...
It's all natural! I don't know why people keep saying it.
You are going into battle, and you require your strongest potions- I mean, Pokemon. Which of your pokemon team is the strongest? And, if it differs, which is the best at battling, if you have members who's strength outranks their skill?
Well, it depends. I have a bunch of Pokemon for different threats, even if it seems like I just double down on the same three types. I think my strongest team currently would have to be include my Slowking, Espathra, Kangaskhan, Illumise, Aurorus, and Clefable! That's who I find myself defaulting to, but I have other Pokemon I'm training so it could possibly change.
What if I want you to bottom? Asking for another bottom that isn't me...
Then just have them ask me.
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