You should wear a fedora, join NAMBLA, hoist a "don't tread on me" flag in front of your trailer, and tell everyone you voted for Gary Johnson when you actually voted for whoever the Republican was.
I think that in terms of food, anything is fine with moderation. I like looking at/watching/listening to different forms of art- neither unhealthy or illegal. Reading? Neither of those either. Going on hikes/walks?