Kate Matsuda · 8 answers · 3y

Now I believe in the story about Noah's Ark. As there were only one pair of each on that ship there must have happened inbreeding with apes. Which explains the painful behaviour of humans during the pandemic.

I had a conversation on a plane once with a nice American man I’d never met before. I can’t remember what we were talking about but mammoths (or some other long extinct animal we only have fossils of) came up. He said (with a straight face) the reason they were extinct was because they “didn’t get on the ark.” I guffawed with laughter because I thought he was joking. Sadly, he wasn’t.

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