I was in New York and ordered a burger from room service. Unfortunately, it arrived with a massive hunk of braised cucumber on the side. (What’s the one thing you can do to a cucumber to make smell/taste worse than it usually smells/tastes? COOK IT, THAT’S WHAT!) The stench was truly awful. I thought about flushing it down the toilet but it was too big, and I didn’t want to have to call maintenance because I’d blocked it. (“Honestly, mister plumber, it’s a cucumber stuck in the u-bend…”) So I threw it out the window. I didn’t hear yelling so I don’t think it hit anyone.