@Kate
Kate Matsuda · 11 answers · 10d

Have a flat tire on my bicycle so I took the bus. Sat down and instantly felt the warmth of the person sitting there before. Stood up and took the seat nearby. Why ? You?

I got on a bus once and sat on half a set of false teeth - I couldn't tell if they were the bottom set or the top set. Either way you'd think the owner might've noticed half their teeth were missing!

@Penelope
Penelope · 10d

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