Vice: I steal things. Not all the time, and not any old thing - very specific things; and only from hotels and restaurants. Namely cutlery. Well, it used to be just cutlery, but recently I’ve moved on to small milk jugs and dinky teapots... And maybe a small metal serving dish. Okay, maybe two small metal serving dishes... What can I say? I like well-designed things, and you always get nice things in hotels... And on the Eurostar. Eurostar cutlery is a thing of beauty. If only it didn’t have “Eurostar” stamped on it!

Virtue: I’m really really honest and have extremely high morals (apart from my tableware fetish obvs).