Your worst vice? Your best virtue?
I uM, hate myself. Any vice I have or had has been caused by that, so, it's probably the worst. But also, when I sneeze and people say "bless you" I don't thank them, so maybe it's that.
My best virtue is that I move dumb snails off of pathways
I am so picky that it sometimes kills joy. I am so happy with so little that my greedy moments are scarce at worst.
Vice: I steal things. Not all the time, and not any old thing - very specific things; and only from hotels and restaurants. Namely cutlery. Well, it used to be just cutlery, but recently I’ve moved on to small milk jugs and dinky teapots... And maybe a small metal serving dish. Okay, maybe two small metal serving dishes... What can I say? I like well-designed things, and you always get nice things in hotels... And on the Eurostar. Eurostar cutlery is a thing of beauty. If only it didn’t have “Eurostar” stamped on it!
Virtue: I’m really really honest and have extremely high morals (apart from my tableware fetish obvs).
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